The Doodle Demon From Outer Space

One short day 💚 in the emerald city #wicked

nothing has made this clearer to me than the fact that everyone on the bsky development team all seem to fucking use Claude

which, if you're not aware, Claude is a whitewashed chatGPT that people use because they're aware of the rep chatGPT has, but still can't work without it

Demanding people provide irl id and age verification is only step one for pieces of shit like Marsha blackburn. Once they have that in pocket they’ll make LGBTQ stuff 18+ only. And that’ll effectively make it illegal to be an LGBtQ kid on the internet.

5u5 - thats just the way the pussy crumbles synthgay responded please see a gynecologist

It's not supposed to crumble

some shelley duval studies!

These hand refs are probably my lasting contribution to the art world

this is my favorite episode, so if you don't like it I'm legally allowed to kill you with a gun

amb192839 - my illness is being weird. i feel like i'm burning up, itchy, exhausted, headachy, and achy ralya6ajb39 - girl, that's a flare and you are gonna HATE it mybodyistryingtokillme.com

r/AskWomen Post by: u/sherlocked776 • 3y Question: What’s the most absurd thing a doctor/medical professional has said to you? Comment by u/44morejumperspls • 3y: I was sick with no apparent cause. Tired all the time, weight gain, night sweats, and my hair was falling out. Doctor diagnosed me with "boy trouble" when in fact my thyroid had stopped functioning. Comment by u/meowlissag • 3y: I had a similar issue, was diagnosed with "getting old". I was 26.

Symptoms: illness.
Diagnosis: woman.

Don't let them kill free speech, call your reps ahead of Thursday when bills including KOSA will be discussed again

a comic. panel 1: spatzle, a duckling, peeks through a doorway. “Are you crying?” she says. panels 2-4: her mother, sitting mostly shrouded in darkness, wipes her eyes and says, “yes.” panel 5: Spätzle approaches her. She is tiny while her mother looms large, huddled in the darkened corner. “What’s wrong,” Spätzle asks. Her mother says, “everything.”

a comic. panel 1: Spätzle’s mother says from the shadows, “I wish I never met your father.” panel 2: “I wish I never left my parents.” panel 3: “I wish I never came to america.” panel 4: Spätzle site on the floor by her feet. “I’m happy you did those things. If you didn’t, I wouldn’t be here.” panel 6: from the darkness, Spätzle’s mother says, “go to bed.”

a comic. panel 1: Spätzle and Fanlee sit together. Fanlee is reading and Spätzle appears to have been drawing, but she’s distracted. panel 2: Spätzle says, “hey real quick can you tell me you like having me around”

10PM on a Wednesday

AI could never

@JoannaNoBanana Non chronically ill people tend to have a difficult time understanding doctors don't just 'fix' chronic illness. the best that any of us can do is try our best to manage it. even management tends to fall much heavier on the patient than on the doctor.

There, fixed it

“Most people live in fear of some terrible event changing their lives. For the chronically ill, this terrible event has already happened, and we have been let in on an amazing secret: You fight and you survive. There is no other way. You adapt, and your life changes, but in the end you go on with whatever compromises you have been forced to make, whatever losses you have been forced to endure. You learn to balance your fears with the simple truth that you must go on living."

Source: stillfuckingtired on tumblr Dec 19, 2025 Brain fog is not an adequate descriptor, actually. Fog can be kinda nice and beautiful and ethereal and refreshing. The thing we’re describing is more like a brain BOG; everything moves slow like you’re wading through water, it’s clunky and heavy and you keep getting stuck in the mud. It’s uncomfortable and inconvenient and everything takes so much effort. You lost a shoe, probably.

Source: stillfuckingtired on tumblr

[doctor puts hand on patient's shoulder] chronically ill patient says she will "definitely try that" despite knowing she absolutely won't mybodyistryingtokillme.com

#satire

pic of a bird and he is saying 'i feel worse, actually!' this bird's honest mybodyistryingtokillme.com

[beautiful vineyard scene with beautiful sky and hills in the background] everything will work out. just not for you specifically. mybodyistryingtokillme.com

Well, that wasn't very inspirational.

piss

THEY MURDERED 60 KIDS IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL YOU FREAK

death to america and israel

i'm getting really tired of waking up and not being miraculously cured with a million dollars in my bank account. mybodyistryingtokillme.com

I mean, you’re not wrong! Shows my friends worked on for years were canceled and then used as tax write-offs.

@alfkkifine I told my manager I was stepping down from a leadership role because the constant migraines and stress were affecting my health. He didn’t ask if I was okay. He didn’t ask if I needed support. He asked, “Did your boyfriend tell you to do this?” I just stared at him. I said, “No. My neurologist did.” He laughed like I was joking and said, “Well, you should think carefully. Men don’t usually like when their women stop being ambitious. He might lose respect for you.” I said, “My health is not a group decision.” He shrugged and told me to “sleep on it” and “talk to him first.” I went home, thought about it, and the next morning I emailed HR instead. Not to step down. To report him.

Nothing is surprising about the US starting another war. Nothing is more dangerous to Earth and mankind at large than the United States and its complete and utter failure to curtail the worst excesses of humanity. The US oligarchy and its influence on global politics must end.

I wish able bodied people understood that being forced to rest and lay around because of sickness isn't the same as them getting to rest bendy bunny

@bendybunny.bsky.social

My final opinion on the matter (maybe)

I've written up a brief script for anyone who wants to call or write your representatives regarding this bill (yes, even the ones you think won't care). PLEASE DO THIS IF YOU ARE ABLE. This bill *cannot* pass.

You can find your representatives here: www.congress.gov/members/find...

Twitter post: “Autistic Arab @autisticarab Duke Nukem fans, I bring grave news about his origin. In Duke Nukem Forever, you can see a photo of Duke when he was in the military. In it, he's not holding an M4. He is holding a C8A1. That's right, Duke isn't American. Its terrifying. He is Canadian.” Response “BeBBeroni Bizza @BebberoniB Can't even be explained as an american with a C8 either, that's the CAF tac vest in cadpat arid”

I refuse to do any amount of fact checking on this, I am taking it at face value