August Castillo (he/him)

This might actually be the hottest thing I’ve ever seen idk idk

Oh woah what a coincidence, turns out I have a hole that’s perfect for going balls-deep in 🤔

Losing my mind over how impossible it seems to land a job

The only upside to being unemployed is being able to stretch out my hole whenever I want.

Other than that, unemployment is a very unique type of hell

What better way to celebrate my birthday/Valentine’s Day than long strokes with a dildo? 🥳

Looking incredibly rideable this morning 🙂‍↕️

Guys who wear a mask >>>>>>>

Lmao I feel that, but I feel like there’s a difference between making a mistake and genuinely not knowing which to use. I guess my main issue is w people who aren’t willing to learn/improve 🤷🏽‍♂️

Feel the need to clarify that this is pretty much only about native English speakers, those who speak multiple languages have earned that grace

Truly one of my biggest turn offs is men who can’t spell… you can have the hottest body imaginable but if you don’t know—at the bare minimum—the difference between there/their/they’re and your/you’re, it’s OVER

Worked up this morning

Please send me a vers boy that’ll treat me like a slut then turn around so I can use him like a toy 🙏

😮‍💨🤤

Oh my god your smile 😭 I love it sm it’s the cutest thing

Haven’t been as horny as I am tonight in a WHILE 😮‍💨

Waiting for my present 🎁

Feeling slutty and subby so I’m gonna try to stay locked this whole week 🙂‍↕️

Happy birthday!!! 🥳

I need someone to stretch me out asap 😩

More* (yes I’m obsessed w correct spelling)

Need to get out to the middle of nowhere morn often 😮‍💨

Camping’s more fun naked 😛

Scratching those deep itches 🤤

Depends on my mood lol but I think this shift I was commando

I’ll have to take an updated one sometime ;)

Why not both? 😮‍💨

Shattering my kneecaps by how fast I’m on my knees

i love looking at wieners i mean good morning

End of August means beginning of sweatpants season 🤭