Be Jay, Do Crimes.

Gotcha. I’ve never hunted waterfowl so I’m not up on the regs.

Why? Do they taste nasty?

Still here, fighting the good fight!

US sub sinks Iranian warship in Indian Ocean, Hegseth says More than 100 personnel were thought to be aboard the vessel, which went down to the south of Sri Lanka.

We sank an Iranian ship in violation of the 2nd Geneva Convention. The ship was unarmed and participating in a peaceful exercise with other ships (including the US). We sank an unarmed ship and did not take survivors. The Nazis did this last. This is a war crime.
www.bbc.com/news/article...

I used to raise hogs, and I love this so much!

“Trump administration is racist.”

Gotta ❤️ Ted Lieu for his sharp comments

What sauce?

“I’m going to spend mine shitposting” said Merry.

I was gonna make a joke but this is actually a fascinating article

I could see this in one of @kbspangler.com’s Rachel Peng books…

Congress failed to pass the War Powers Resolution, leaving the door open for a prolonged war with Iran.

Now Washington is already floating billions more in military spending.

Democratic leadership needs to decide: are you funding this war, or will you oppose it at every turn?

Is that one of those face-eating leopards I keep hearing about?

A photo of a woman and a man in early 17th century English clothing. She wears a moss green kirtle and white apron. He wears a blue woolen doublet and trunkhose en suite.

What can I say? We’re simple people. There’s a reason we work hundreds of years in the past! 🤣

A graphic with a brown background that reads: "NYC Council: Fund NYC public libraries at 0.5% of the city budget!" with a button below that says "Visit nycplan.org for more information.

Please send a letter to your city council member and follow up with a call too! actionnetwork.org/letters/city...

Fortunately, ducks rarely talk to me. Mostly, they just look disappointed and shake their little heads sadly.

I’m an undefeated MMA fighter, too!

Okay, technically it’s because I haven’t actually fought in the MMA yet, but that’s not important right now.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Here in rural Virginia we get mail about twice a week. The sorting and distribution center in Richmond just doesn’t send mail to my county post office for days, sometimes. And there’s no regular carrier assigned to my route.

Absolutely.

Bird-Legged Ho YouTube video by Chelsea Gods - Topic

Kristi Noem is a bird-legged hoe.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=34q4...

Adorable scorpions, though!

The logo is a boxing glove with the words Heavy Weight Champs incorporated into the design of the glove. Here it’s printed on black cotton duck- one patch in Jaquard Super Opaque White and one in waterbased Speedball Red. The Jaquard was surprisingly thick considering I just opened the jar tonight. I explained the process, and the kid did it himself. Pretty darn good for a first attempt!

They put it on IG so it’s probably cool. They actually designed the logo while they were at a show, drew it on a napkin, and got the go-ahead. Drew it on their phone, texted it to me and I printed the transparency and burned the screen the next day. The band is called Heavy Weight Champs.

☺️

That’s what I’m talking about

(Loudly): I CERTAINLY HOPE THERE’S NOT A CAT HIDING IN THE BED AGAIN!

Spent the evening teaching my kid to screen print- they’re doing patches for their friend’s band. So I was just reflecting on that smell myself!

I was two months premature, 3 pounds 2 ounces. Ma told me she would cut my diapers in half to make them small enough to fit. 🤣