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home is where i want to be but i guess i’m already there and you may ask yourself well, how did i get here what the hell am i doing here i don’t belong here

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06.03.2026 17:20 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Sure, through the prism of politics. But when you remember that his primary objectives were grift and extortion, everything makes sense.

06.03.2026 17:19 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Southwest Airlines ($LUV) - Now mostly trash free!

06.03.2026 16:54 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s talk about the back three of Automatic for the People for just a moment…

03.03.2026 04:27 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 4
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a fat man in a yellow cardigan is dancing and says get in my belly ALT: a fat man in a yellow cardigan is dancing and says get in my belly
06.03.2026 16:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Need a Reese’s dispensary

06.03.2026 16:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

To be coldly political: Platner is toast. Susan Collins' campaign knows or will know what Marine policy is on tattoos and will expose his lie. Janet Mills' campaign is probably already on it.

06.03.2026 16:10 👍 51 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0
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Graham Platner timeline and lies Graham Platner timeline and lies @capitolhunters.bsky.social / @capitolhunters Jan. 5, 2026 (updated Mar 3) Contents Summary - lies about tattoos Platner timeline Issues / Inconsistencies Why Pla...

This thread is not about whether Platner is a Nazi. It’s about how he lies like a toddler when he’s cornered. And that’s enough. He’s not electable, and Susan Collins knows it. You can too, if you can read this thread, or this 18-page document. 2/

06.03.2026 14:26 👍 447 🔁 117 💬 2 📌 19

I had never heard of that incident before. Terrible.

06.03.2026 15:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I loled and my wife made the mistake of asking me what I was laughing about

06.03.2026 14:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No bueno

06.03.2026 14:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Israel : Bibi
as
America : Trump

Act accordingly

06.03.2026 04:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gosh if only someone had loudly warned about how an entire popular "left" influencer scene was a pipeline to the far right.

I'm sure if that person had existed she definitely would not have faced a year of misogynistic harassment and ridicule from much of the rest of the online left.

06.03.2026 03:24 👍 309 🔁 78 💬 3 📌 0
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a group of surgeons are standing in an operating room talking to each other and the words `` doctor , doctor , doctor '' . ALT: a group of surgeons are standing in an operating room talking to each other and the words `` doctor , doctor , doctor '' .
06.03.2026 03:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a lot of sweat on his face is saying if he dies . ALT: a man with a lot of sweat on his face is saying if he dies .

The entirety of the president’s foreign policy

06.03.2026 03:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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FFS

05.03.2026 23:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 23:13 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The platform needs to be <institutional reform> & it needs to be ready to go, as priority one, in January 2029:

🧵

05.03.2026 21:03 👍 78 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0
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a man wearing glasses says the human fund ALT: a man wearing glasses says the human fund
05.03.2026 20:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 20:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The same song was used to great effect in the “two cathedrals“ episode of the West Wing

05.03.2026 20:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Losing one’s meatball, colloquially

05.03.2026 19:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/occa...

05.03.2026 19:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 28856 🔁 3954 💬 360 📌 160

CRICKET HAS BEEN AVENGED

05.03.2026 19:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe, maybe not.

“Corey looked across the room with lust in his eyes. He watched as Marcwayne exited the bathroom wearing nothing but a robe and 43 medals he hadn’t earned in combat”

05.03.2026 19:21 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1

TOO LATE

05.03.2026 19:19 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Interesting that NBC waited to post this until after she was booted

05.03.2026 19:15 👍 29 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

$kxi is down big

05.03.2026 19:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not true.

That pool still has some water in it

05.03.2026 19:11 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0