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happiest thought of my life was realizing i didnt have to stay alive

you either live long enough to see yourself dislike C-like syntax, or die a curly brace enjoyed

who said compiler development was hard? (they were right)

update: yeah this is awful. I'm never doing this again

update: it submitted an actually compiling PR. better than I expected

fine, I'll try vibe coding. I dont expect it to be any good

pessimist: the water is half-empty
optimist: the water is half-full
microsoft: This is our new Copilot+ Water, with premium AI productivity features.
Donald Trump: I know the water very well, I really did, I truly did.
Transphobes: That "water" has "dinosaur piss" on its birth certificate!

can online communities stop completely banning discussion of self-harm. i need to vent. why can't I do that where the only people who'd care are?

i was destined for functional programming... lambda is for lesbian after all

like, Viossa?

i started learning threeish years ago and yet im not fluent

lisps are peak

god is a functional programmer

gonna start calling bbno$ "infant sans income"

i hate it when im listening to a fire song and learn one of the singers killed herself

*to the C wikipedia article

can't wait for someone to add "Influenced by: [..], Go, Zig" once "defer" is added in C2Y

luckily, I live in the other city in Canada

NNN (no null-pointer November)

should I use the german textbook lying on my desk and actually learn german

donald trump is a living advertisement for birth control

books that are defining this year so far for me:
- All Words Interacted Hmm Ha, by various authors, apparently
- oxford dictionary of linguistics

that's it so far. this is shaping out to be Not My Year.

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holy fuck

just read an article where someone described Java as "the vulgar Latin of programming languages" lmao

haskell is awesome, I love women

today is the 2025th annual day after boxing day!

... Do you think Romans spoke Proto-Germanic?

do y'all use gcc or clang as your main C/C++ compiler?