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Stache

@stacheesq

Lawyer by day. Hockey analytics, history, and bird nerd by night. Rescue dog dad 24/7. Likes Arsenal, trivia, cured meats from the motherland, taking photos of birds, Oxford commas, and pizza from that place out east.

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This is the best thing that could possibly happen. The GOP would be cooked.

08.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TAPPER: You know that if you vote against an additional $50 billion of funding for operations in Iran, that vote will be cast as you voting against the troops.

CHRIS MURPHY: Come on. The American people do not want this war. If you support the troops, you should be voting against this war.

08.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 15916 ๐Ÿ” 3766 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1505 ๐Ÿ“Œ 833

The Leafs might actually be the most pathetic franchise ever.

08.03.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Troy Murray was the absolute best. Such a nice guy. Devastating news.

07.03.2026 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve clearly not been tapped into this season. Why is he disliked now?

06.03.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can say with 100% certainty that the reply guy runs a subreddit.

06.03.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Start winning games.

05.03.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awwwww, why did you have to use a heeler? As a heeler dad (x2), now I'm sad.

05.03.2026 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome to Chicago, Bread(Eating)man!

05.03.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought Lou Holtz died two months ago. Maybe I was confusing him with Notre Dame's playoff hopes.

04.03.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Markets in Asia are getting clobbered, which means ours will follow suit. Not looking good for ole Donnie.

04.03.2026 04:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do we think about the Murphy trade, Hawks fans? The return seems right, but I would have liked to have seen a forward prospect instead of a draft pick, personally. I am pretty tapped out on the franchise at this point though.

03.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hearing talks are intensifying for Edmonton to acquire Connor Murphy from Chicago.

02.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I was just looking at flights to Europe and considered flying on Emirates through Dubai. Yeah...I won't be doing that.

02.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't fault him for declaring if he's really projected that high, but I feel he could definitely benefit from another season before making the jump.

02.03.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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who made this

02.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 11352 ๐Ÿ” 5184 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 496 ๐Ÿ“Œ 473
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Thoughts and prayers to Georgian and Azerbaijani air traffic controllers.

01.03.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great song, current events aside.

01.03.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let the puppy off leash in the yard for the first time ever and she found a rabbit corpse and started walking around with it. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

28.02.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Reminds me of my uncle after his 5th shot of slivovitz.

28.02.2026 05:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who doesn't love a little sanderling party?

28.02.2026 04:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wake up, you Muppet.

27.02.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bless his heart.

27.02.2026 04:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This guy totally missed out on a lucrative career as a 90s cartoon villain voice actor.

26.02.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This guy is an absolute legend. Amazing character.

26.02.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't threaten us.

26.02.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great article. Unfortunately, we just increased the mandatory driving test age from 79 to **87** in Illinois. Such an insane decision.

26.02.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe Columbia shouldn't have cozied up to the administration so much...just a thought.

26.02.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kosovo, are you ok?

26.02.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck these criminals.

26.02.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0