'It takes more then a piece of paper to make someone British' well yes it does. It takes years and years, lengthty piss taking application forms, a test, qualifications, employment and £££££££. What did Goodwin do other than be born here?
“Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair?”
Aussiemandias
Brighton! I am doing a work in progress of my new show on friday if you like that sort of thing at Caroline of Brunswick. Tickets are here: carolineofbrunswick.co.uk/events/tbc-8...
Celebrity FACT: Michael J Fox always sits in his garden with his back to the fuchsia.
A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.
this photo leaves little to the imagination
anyway imagine if sunset came with a sound effect. like a massive crunch
I loved I Sent a Letter to My Love. Hilarious and devastating.
Bernice!
hope he can’t stop scratching it and is forced to wear a dog cone
he looks like the guy in a sci-fi movie who gets infected by a deadly space virus but refuses to tell the rest of the crew
My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down and it’s difficult to see.
He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now he’s struggling to find work.
Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work.
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
An image from the “Allister Heath headline generator”. It simply says “Aaaaaagggggghhhhhh”.
A stone in the ground with the words ‘WTF 1620’ carved into it.
When you think it’s home time but there’s still 40 minutes to go.
🤣😜🤣
Got stuck in a backpack (shoulders/confusion) in John Lewis. Had to ask for help. Assistant: “Perhaps you’d be safer with a tote?”
SAFER WITH A TOTE.
Bloviating. Marvellous.
Reminder that my friend’s Tory Dad said Labour only have one real policy: ‘free pies for the scruffy’
The dawn chorus: the purest joy.
It’s all very, very sad.
I’m so sorry, Moose. Thinking of you and sending love x
Fatweazle
tramp kettled by wasps ✖️
worzel confronted by bathers ✖️
womble arrested in morgue ✔️
“The guy did a great job for a competitive rate. I’m really pleased with it”
Gorgeous!
Hang this in the Louvre
HAHHAHAHHAHA
You “can” say that again!!! 😮💨
Yes I see “what you” mean…! 🤣🤣🤣
