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Jimmy Carter, 99, marks one year in home hospice care

he should run for president

do i post on the racist twitter or the twitter where i cant send pictures of my lunch to the boys in group chat? HMM let me tihnk

A screenshot of a tweet from San Antonio’s local newspaper, The Express News (@ExpressNews). The text reads, “Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.” Below the text is a link card featuring a photo of the aforementioned Cancun-loving demagogue, holding a microphone up to his undeniably punchable face.

+1 for The San Antonio Express News lmao

becoming a plant dad: harder to do than i thought

also probably not wise to look into this during winter (short as it may be here)

it should be legally required for all hotels to have a gas station within walking distance

ai is the future and i hope it drinks beer

im a huge fan of duckduckgo personally, been using it for couple years now. the results are usually fine enough and the bangs feature is absolutely life changing: duckduckgo.com/bangs

a game cartridge with an e-ink display that says "hyper fighting" for the virtual boy

new thing i got: a virtual boy flash cart that has an e-ink display for customizable labels. now i just need a virtual boy

the alt text omfg

love coming on here after not checking for hours and finding three (3) new skeets

wait do they actually call it skeeting on this that cant be real