Dr. Baltimore Is Fine, to you

i've stashed noah gray on my dynasty teams for a half-decade and i take this as a personal affront

you might think this is hyperbole

i assure it is not

kinda hate that the only local pol who reliably responds to my inquiries/outreach is the one who is federally indicted for the WILDEST scandal ive heard of in a while

and they are probably only responsive because they know they are about to get yeeted out of office and are desperate

september FOR WHAT

at that point it's not a primary it's just the host doing crowd warming work for the general

choosing to be maryland-centric for my own sanity

but yes FUCKING AUGUST

primary season runs through june

some of yall are gonna need to log off for a bit or you're ngmi

I have zero memory of making this, computer says it's from December 2024

your baltimore orioles

Hold on need to see what mr. Tito on lordsofpain dot net thinks about this

( I've been out of the iwc game for a few decades)

is this kayfabe

deserved

eagles interior line is a bunch of demons

and a g'birds to you

too many people volunteering to participate in this man's obvious kink

"Yes." submit article

they called the little bat nursing home the geriBATric ward

why are we gatekeeping this information

RIP statler (i had never seen the video until it was circulated today so i realize i am late to the appreciation party)

"it took some time to build trust"

oh so you had to WORK for the love of the 30-year-old-one-eyed-bat-who-cant-fly

people like this exist walk among us, mostly incognito

those cuffs are tuff

it was touch-and-go this week but "lady carries around old bat so he can pretend to fly, get treats, and snuggle in the sun" got me out of the Cynicism Pit

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Wow man good for the ravens happy for my friends

What a move

I say this with a heavy heart:

Hope everyone is having a nice Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil presented by Jack Daniels

yeah i think he just dropped it early on youtube

should be out next week everywhere else

cannot stop listening to this new Sturgill Simpson record

latest vocal stim is walking around saying "fuck aginnnnn" with the hardest twang you ever heard

look at this thread

everybody wants woke 2 but nobody wants to sacrifice for it

Kristi Noem's head on Tim Robinson's body going "Great, I don't have to go to work tomorrow"

It should be special is all I'm saying

when it happens elder millennials and older should get a BORG daypass since we didn't get that experience.

A purge type thing where you aren't held responsible for your actions.

Like that time you tried OG Four Loko to "see what all the hype is about" and woke up in a waffle house 2 states over