Kit

Who wouldn't want to join the Air Police? It sounds like a spinoff of I Dream of Jeannie

The USAF Security Forces should go back to being the Air Police

I lowkey feel kinda bad for her, like she did a lot of good work as the Texas director of the HRC, but this campaign has turned her into a wrecker

Luckily, most of this seems to be an online thing, but boy are these some sore losers

*she's an icon

She's actively rooting for Talarico to lose in November btw

There's believing their own hype ("She an icon"), there's the fact they weren't playing to win ("sacrificial lamb"), and there's the bitter, failed Woke 1 culture war nonsense ("race war")

This woman was an advisor to the Crockett campaign and this is unintentionally showing a lot of insight into why she lost.

I'm sure they launched something at it. I doubt they hit it.

FDR saved capitalism and the capitalists never forgave him for it

"How the Ossoff Administration Bungled the Withdrawal from Iran," by Peter Baker, NYT, 2030

Is the stock market taking the "No, It Won't" side?

Does the US have the ground troops for this? Nope! Will that stop them from trying? We'll see!

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Please be nice to Dan, he has a rare medical condition where his brain is replaced with baseballs

Death penalty

Policemen are typically quite dumb

Seems to be a bunch of police chiefs as her audience, not reporters

Ah I was wrong then I guess the European armies do make an appearance

Brad Henry now is your time

We're so lucky he's so damn dumb

Despite there being missions that take place in Prague, Hamburg, Berlin, Paris

If I remember right, the most we see of the French military is the GIGN, we literally never encounter any of the European militaries

In COD, they make it to the Hudson lol

They invade the eastern seaboard then pivot to Europe

It's so funny in retrospect that these games thought Russia could invade the US and then invade Western Europe

Also confused why complete strangers are tweeting my name