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i kinda got a crush on u — i- i kinda got a crush on u

verifiable certifiable thoroughly blastable bop @lynzotheheartthrob.bsky.social

Thankies!!

Being friendly with local bakery trade is extremely lynzo budget friendly

HEY YALL!!
312 Day is This Week and YOURS TRULY IS HOSTING!
It’s FREE!
AT SALT SHED!
Come dance, play games, & Hang with The Mayor- With Me!!

There is a dispensary sponsorship btw *wink wink*

Lmfaooo

I kinda got crush on you

Just made roasted tomato & garlic whipped feta

Notes: needed more garlic; tore tho

pouty mcpouterson

chicago rapid responders report ice abducted two people from the parking lot of the home depot at kimball/addison about 10:15 a.m. this morning. witnesses say feds were driving three suvs.

rapid responders in wheeling, illinois, also confirm ice abducted someone in the area shortly after 9 a.m.

Im with syl on this one. In order to let go, you must lock in

I literally can’t wait for y’all’s Debut

omg did y’all hear about this 😱😱😱

That’s how many job apps I’m coming across- like yes sweetie I need you to apply for this PA job for a queer director, thats gonna be two weeks in June and pays well

Im so unemployed I been sending other people job opportunities that fit their experience and pay well lmao

I’m hoping for you bc that’s actually crazy and I’m hoping it’s like Ticketmaster and there were bots

That’s crazy . I’m sorry :/

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Smoking a j, eating furama, and laughing at my tv

🥰

Also Lesbian Bestie from the 6th grade is on the Chicago Winds Football team if anyone wants to be the blue-haired queers watching butches push each other over with meeeeee

It’s an absolute privilege to be loved by community from far and wide. To walk into a place or room and be treated like I treat others. To be gendered properly, addressed with respect, & given my flowers by people.

Grateful!

Between two lesbian bookings yday, I saw:

Lesbian bestie from the 6th grade, jamies drummer, other friend’s bartending friend, a diff black queer producer, a bunch of notable lesbians, black queers who have been supporting me for 6+ years, homies I’ve made more recently, & the latinas I love.

✨🤰🏿✨

Lynzo Being Cunt

Must be a post office cause bb I’m stamped

Lynzo Being Cunt

Must be a post office cause bb I’m stamped

Walked into the lesbian sports bar and literally everyone knew me
In my city, I’m like Princess Diana

Eddiebee has hit the beginning of the peak. & the gag off is about to begin. Who will win.

Curious to know: what are y’all’s Venus signs?

FAAAAAAH!

Fab