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Ghostwriter, novelist, writer (with my wife) of TV movies and owner of a large dog. https://www.amazon.com/author/joelcanfield

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don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 👍 11013 🔁 2469 💬 141 📌 91
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08.03.2026 05:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll be in my office.

08.03.2026 03:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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08.03.2026 03:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Martin Mull "Jesus Is Easy"
Martin Mull "Jesus Is Easy" YouTube video by Perry Amberson

youtu.be/TzqnN12m62s?...

08.03.2026 00:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

QUAKE!

07.03.2026 21:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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One battle after another.

07.03.2026 21:24 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

When he ran up the stairs of the Eiffel Tower, I thought for sure he’d be the first Bond to suffer cardiac arrest.

07.03.2026 19:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Towards the end, he seemed more right wing - but he fought the blacklist in his time.

07.03.2026 18:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A hardcore Democrat with a military fetish.

07.03.2026 18:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sure! The guy behind the blacklist! Why do you hate America???

07.03.2026 18:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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07.03.2026 18:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You know how much I hate MOONRAKER? I bought an expensive book on the Bonds. One section - and only one section - was accidentally printed upside down. The one on MOONRAKER.

I didn’t return it.

07.03.2026 18:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I HATE MOONRAKER WITH THE HEAT OF A TRILLION SUNS

07.03.2026 18:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Agreed. Hated that part.

07.03.2026 18:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I used to work with sound engineers. They said when Ed came in to do a commercial, he’d do one take and head for his car.

07.03.2026 05:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
07.03.2026 05:06 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

NICKS! C’mon, man!!!

07.03.2026 03:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How does he look like Dana Carvey here?

07.03.2026 03:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 01:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 01:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wowwwwww

07.03.2026 01:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
06.03.2026 23:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.

06.03.2026 23:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 👍 30016 🔁 7422 💬 225 📌 237

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 👍 13468 🔁 2902 💬 323 📌 183

I was hoping for a Sam Fuller.

06.03.2026 18:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I COULD NOT LISTEN TO THAT VOICE FOR TWO HOURS

06.03.2026 18:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And yet, no Pixie and Dixie movie.

06.03.2026 18:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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