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cinematographer for Doogal (2006)

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fuck you, what was her plan for ice. spill it

06.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

kamala predicted all of this, that’s why her plan for ICE was to ah look at the time, gotta go

06.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 227 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Crude oil implies the existence of polite water. I’m SCREAMING

06.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

at roughly oh four hundred hours the president did execute a tactical warfighting decision to tighten a strategic battle rope to ceiling fan alpha and commence a kinetic asphyxiation operation

06.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know what that is.

06.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

how is he benching. how is he doing dips or pull ups

06.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Not that it matters, but I have traced her ancestry extensively going through multiple generations and centuries. This is not true and appears to simply be echoing false claims made by prominent white supremacist Peter Brimelow.

06.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 490 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 12
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β€œso still pots”

06.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1551 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 6

so who’s self destructive narcissism are we enabling today

06.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

oh HELL no

06.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

ynvβ–³

06.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
night dog

night dog

i don’t think i get the appeal of boiled peanuts but that’s ok. i’m happy for everyone who can enjoy them. here’s a picture of my dog during a late night run

06.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy fuck this is how they report "Senator breaks veteran's arm"

06.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 342 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

paging jill filipovic

06.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow by popular demand we have added $6 and $10 tiers to The Outfit Patreon, which should correspond to the later premium tiers for the next season of the show! Sign up now to lock in!!! Your support is making me feel like Markwayne Mullin up in this piece! www.patreon.com/cw/TheOutfit...

05.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Just because you got fired, Minnesotans won’t forget what you did to our neighbors. We will continue to fight for you to be held accountable.

05.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 1049 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 5
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05.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

it is absolutely disqualifying for grim to lecture people about the relevance of the totenkopf when he purportedly didn’t know what it was until platner’s tattoo came up

05.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

embarrassing to pretend it’s some obscurity

05.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

05.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 4471 πŸ” 1057 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 38

β€œis that the hat from the peep show guys”

05.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t know how it can be more self explanatory that if you cover american politics and say you aren’t familiar with infamous nazi symbolsβ€”particularly in a country full of nazi sympathizers/white supremacistsβ€”you are either vastly unqualified for the job or lying

05.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

the thing about ryan grim is that he expects to be taken seriously as a political journalist despite claiming to not know what a totenkopf is. imagine a doctor holding up an x-ray and saying β€œwhat the hell are those” about your bones

05.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 324 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t know what github is. my life hasn’t gone in that direction

05.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 188 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0
muddy dog

muddy dog

oh hell no

05.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
William Bejerano - 02 May 2025
As a returning student, I was expecting an academic education, but I wasn't prepared for a lesson in free speech.
Excited to restart my education at Miami-Dade College, I also relished the opportunity to bring new energy to my campus by starting a Students for Life of America (SFLA) Group to inform students about the evils of abortion and how it harms
women. Higher education should promote learning, freely sharing, and debating ideas, right? But ever since my first attempt, I have encountered a constant stream of setbacks.

William Bejerano - 02 May 2025 As a returning student, I was expecting an academic education, but I wasn't prepared for a lesson in free speech. Excited to restart my education at Miami-Dade College, I also relished the opportunity to bring new energy to my campus by starting a Students for Life of America (SFLA) Group to inform students about the evils of abortion and how it harms women. Higher education should promote learning, freely sharing, and debating ideas, right? But ever since my first attempt, I have encountered a constant stream of setbacks.

Another member of the chat, William Bejerano β€” who tried to start a pro-life group at Miami Dade College β€” was the primary user of the n-word in the group. At one point, he posted a block of text calling for dozens of acts of extreme violence against Black people, who he referred to using the n-word, including crucifying, beheading and dissecting people. Bejerano hung up the phone when reached by the Herald.

Another member of the chat, William Bejerano β€” who tried to start a pro-life group at Miami Dade College β€” was the primary user of the n-word in the group. At one point, he posted a block of text calling for dozens of acts of extreme violence against Black people, who he referred to using the n-word, including crucifying, beheading and dissecting people. Bejerano hung up the phone when reached by the Herald.

lol run piggy

05.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Cubans Detected

05.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

roman statue av guy: I used genai to create 18 seasons of NBC’s The Slap starring all my dead family members, who have not stopped screaming since the first episode. and I did it all for pennies on the dollar

me: oh you poor dog dicked bastard. the lawyers are going to have your ass for this

04.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

guy with access to the president: hey mr president, how’s that war going? scale of 1 to 10

04.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0