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I best bostonites are still so fucked up over chicago getting the bean.

This is an actual Pentagon press release. “An Army believed to be casualty…the believed to be death”

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

painting of a chimpanzee looking angrily at the laptop screen with a cell phone, bananas, and coffee on the table

chimpanzee is very angry with a hot take posted by a mutual he has been following since 2013

"omg did you see Rotta the Hutt? He's Jabba's son and he is going to fight the Mandalorian and Gr-"

You bolt awake in the hills of Burbank. It is 1976 AD. You are Marcia Lucas, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Star Wars must match George's original vision

Good website: www.youraislopbores.me

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

Frame stitch of the marquee for a theater Shogo and friends have just left, adorned with a poster for "Streets of Fire".

From Megazone 23 Part 1 (メガゾーン23)

this is how multiplayer games treat your data while demanding you install kernel level secureboot rootkits to ‘prevent cheating’ lol

Got a job for you, 621. Costco is calling.

The packaging and aesthetics of this pencil are very silly to me but I’m not gonna argue with the brass body

RIP Neil Sedaka, the man responsible for the opening and ending themes for Zeta Gundam.

Hell yeah, brother

digital drawing of the user and her fiance, spencer, who is handing her a deck box. spencer: OK you’re new to Magic The Gathering. We gotta get you a new deck. The deck box reads: Group Hug! Miss Bunny Foo Foo. The deck box depicts a beautiful rabbit woman with a lovely floral hat and big smile. maddi: If you guys are pranking me it’s not funny. spencer: NO! She’s actually really good! stranger poking his head out from the side of the panel: she is. she’s really good.

I have since learned that Ms. Bumbleflower is a beast

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

This is just a platform for extracting dollars from kids and giving direct access to them for groomers — Discussing Roblox in 2026

Thiſ platforme extracteth hard-laboured factory wage of the urchin in effortſ to find huſband of superior age — Diſcourſe on the Matter of Neopetſ, anno domini 2001

Still traumatized by learning about the existence of Mr Baseball, a giant creature who emerges onto the outfield during the seventh inning stretch at the Diamonbacks’ AAA ballpark in Reno.

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

This is potentially funny to like five chicago area residents but actually fun of none of them

Smack barm pequods

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.