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Some people fight bare fisted, but true warriors fight bare titted

07.03.2026 07:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dogs

07.03.2026 05:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i wonder why the working class doesn’t resonate with the democrats? liberals excel in smugness.

07.03.2026 05:00 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

I went outside a moment ago and realized we’re in for some very hard times.

07.03.2026 04:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck

07.03.2026 04:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jesus Herbert Christ

07.03.2026 04:29 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Trump Echoes FD.R. and Grant in Calling for
'Unconditional Surrender'
President Trump demanded that Iran capitulate in the war with the United States, invoking a phrase made famous by statesmen and generals.

Trump Echoes FD.R. and Grant in Calling for 'Unconditional Surrender' President Trump demanded that Iran capitulate in the war with the United States, invoking a phrase made famous by statesmen and generals.

not the pitchbot

07.03.2026 04:11 👍 39 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 2

As a man I have to ask: why are men

07.03.2026 03:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s right, he’s gotta get back to perving over Xena and Gabrielle

07.03.2026 02:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A biker played by Ted Raimi trapped in the lair of Windom Earle.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
He is asking "I mean, White Lodge, Black Lodge? I mean what's the big deal?"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
("Twin Peaks," episode 26, 1991)

A biker played by Ted Raimi trapped in the lair of Windom Earle. He is asking "I mean, White Lodge, Black Lodge? I mean what's the big deal?" ("Twin Peaks," episode 26, 1991)

Ted Raimi ain't got time for this Mythos Bullshit.

#TwinPeaks

06.03.2026 13:45 👍 26 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

You’re right and should say it, I’ll do it if they hire me

07.03.2026 02:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FINGERS CROSSED

06.03.2026 19:36 👍 114 🔁 30 💬 10 📌 4
Preview
'I'm done': MAGA actor James Woods says he's no longer a Republican Far-right actor James Woods announced on X Friday that he is leaving the Republican Party — because Republicans in Congress aren't willing to be aggressive enough in support of President Donald Trump ...

Far-right actor James Woods announced on X Friday that he is leaving the Republican Party, because Republicans in Congress aren't willing to be aggressive enough in support of President Donald Trump and his conspiracy theories.

www.rawstory.com/james-woods/

06.03.2026 22:19 👍 180 🔁 41 💬 75 📌 40

Full offense but this is why the epstein files are so triggering to victims.

"Release the files" is just words to yall.

5 seconds later you'll turn around and say a woman who has chosen to play defense for her husband in them for years was "right about everything"

And not even out of love.

07.03.2026 00:02 👍 1095 🔁 207 💬 11 📌 3
06.03.2026 23:49 👍 853 🔁 124 💬 19 📌 4

I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)

06.03.2026 23:10 👍 4886 🔁 1232 💬 72 📌 18

All the recent military bullshit has led me to two conclusions about Trump. One, that he expects to die or be forced from office soon, so he wants to kill as many people as he can. And two, he either can’t use nukes or wants land/resources, otherwise he’d have done it already.

07.03.2026 02:13 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this would be the second most foolish thing trump could do in this situation, so i guess we can hope this means he was successfully talked out of the first most foolish thing he could do (drop a nuke somewhere)

07.03.2026 01:21 👍 810 🔁 73 💬 13 📌 3

clinton's plan to beat trump was to elevate him above the rest of the republican field and then coast to an easy victory. i don't think she was right about that

07.03.2026 01:17 👍 1974 🔁 250 💬 16 📌 2

This hits hard as a millennial 😂😭

07.03.2026 01:32 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Bold of the woman in the second pic to think this admin will allow women to do anything other than serve coffee

07.03.2026 02:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you wanted to fight a war, why did you leave the military?

07.03.2026 01:30 👍 119 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 0

*riot police throws out a canister but purple smoke comes out*

“What the hell is this?”

“Grape gas sir, just like you said”

07.03.2026 02:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's weird that Gavin Newsom is saying the Dems need to be more "culturally normal" while seemingly every republican either has literally tortured animals or is so racist they say the N-word even in reference to black or brown paint.

07.03.2026 01:49 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

“That’s right, I told you Jesse Jackson was gonna die, that’s why I’m bringing it up right now.”

06.03.2026 22:41 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

nothing more endearing to people than an "i told you so" at a memorial

06.03.2026 22:40 👍 198 🔁 19 💬 17 📌 0

Once again I am proven 10,000% correct. We have to give the book back to the mob, placing a bet should involve a guy that will tune you up in an alley if you fuck around too much.

06.03.2026 14:54 👍 16 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

I’m especially annoyed at @luxottica.bsky.social who made the RayBan frames for Meta glasses impossible to distinguish from regular glasses. Glad they’re being sued for this.

06.03.2026 15:22 👍 120 🔁 44 💬 5 📌 2

The second we intervene in the oil markets w/ cash; We are officially paying for the privilege of staying at war indefinitely.

06.03.2026 19:59 👍 79 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 0

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 👍 11066 🔁 2383 💬 282 📌 150