Tracey No™️

is he blue. and sex

self referral physio app telling me to call 111.

lmao i just remembered i need to self refer to physio re the recent flare up but, alas. realistically i wont do anything about it now for ~ five years

✨fabulousness✨

sorry

spinal manipurrlation

yes

she didn’t even try to bite me when i brushed some wet food off her paw 🥰

ty, got myself some codeine and it’s doing the business x

she’s very sweet but she’s also been subtly shifting me over this whole time and now only 4/5 of my ass is on the bed

HBD 🥳

THANK HUW

IN I OPT IN

paying her back in forehead kisses

that’s why your gateaux is a gatno

lucy the calico cat resting against my leg with a protective front paw on my thigh.

riddled with back pain. lucy has come to comfort me/check my painkillers aren’t secretly a
bag of Dreamies

nice

did you make allowances for relative humidity and the thread count of the nearest pillowcase?

🙌

aww

señor chang from community trying to read a tiny scrap of paper.

BREAKING: Trump veteran Anthony Scaramucci fired from post as chief of staff at DHS

A Hebridean sheep with four horns

Today we met a sheep giving serious and impressive underworld vibes

in the 80s?

she needs her lick-e-fix

ty

it’s so hateful

“i’ll see your pink tax and raise you this bigoted nonsense”

no definitely not that, glad you have an appointment soon, it looks so uncomfortable

senior vice executive chancellor of the office of cat scritches and going “aw biiiig stretch”

any liquid is lube if you just hate science enough

diagnoses pending