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Once called “a real pro.” Technically, I was paid. Formerly @sportsverbs at the old place.

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Hicks: Snowflakes are descending on Fort Sumter in this country's longest, dumbest winter A new lawsuit says the National Park Service is censoring history by removing anything that suggest America has ever been anything less than awesome.

Hicks: Snowflakes are descending on Fort Sumter in this country's longest, dumbest winter www.postandcourier.com/opinion/comm...

27.02.2026 16:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Immigrants can teach us how to fight dictators:

"Myrla Baldonado became one of the “forced disappearances” under Philippine dictator Ferdinand Marcos Sr., in 1983. She was kidnapped by state agents, swept away to a secret location, tortured, and then imprisoned for two years."

And yet:

20.02.2026 00:33 👍 1111 🔁 387 💬 5 📌 4

1. The president is burning up the American middle class with the largest tax increase since the early 1990s, which itself is snowballing the price of everything from coffee to clothes to carpets to car parts.

Yet this isn’t a major, ongoing, attention-grabbing story.

19.02.2026 13:46 👍 1372 🔁 494 💬 26 📌 45
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Citing Orwell’s ‘1984,’ judge orders Trump administration to return slavery exhibits removed from Philadelphia museum | CNN Politics A federal judge, evoking the dystopian world of George Orwell’s novel “1984,” ordered the Trump administration on Monday to return a long-standing exhibit on slavery it removed from a popular historic...

www.cnn.com/2026/02/16/p...

17.02.2026 13:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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14.02.2026 02:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"

06.02.2026 18:30 👍 5773 🔁 1581 💬 114 📌 58

there arent many jobs in this country that you wouldnt be fired from for posting that video but apparently president of the united states is one of em

06.02.2026 13:43 👍 597 🔁 108 💬 15 📌 1
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You Can’t Kill Swagger My old corner of The Washington Post raised some of the best journalists in the business.

@bsky.app www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...

06.02.2026 14:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. And in case you never gave it a fair shake, DS9 is absolutely the real deal good shit. Ok, so here we see a fella named Damar. He's a Cardassian with a "C" not the other ones. He's got a boney ridgey facial structure because he's not human, with spiney features on his face and forehead and around his eyes. And a mega thicc neck too. He's wearing a military shell type armour outfit that also looks hard and tough. He's addressing the camera, as if he's making some kind of announcement. It's 3 screenshots but the visual is all the same. Damar looking serious as a heart attack. Closed caption reads, "RESIST. RESIST TODAY. RESIST TOMORROW."

(Also, in case you were wondering, FUCK ICE)

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. And in case you never gave it a fair shake, DS9 is absolutely the real deal good shit. Ok, so here we see a fella named Damar. He's a Cardassian with a "C" not the other ones. He's got a boney ridgey facial structure because he's not human, with spiney features on his face and forehead and around his eyes. And a mega thicc neck too. He's wearing a military shell type armour outfit that also looks hard and tough. He's addressing the camera, as if he's making some kind of announcement. It's 3 screenshots but the visual is all the same. Damar looking serious as a heart attack. Closed caption reads, "RESIST. RESIST TODAY. RESIST TOMORROW." (Also, in case you were wondering, FUCK ICE)

Alts in pic 1

Alts in pic 1

Alt is still in pic one I promise I'm not lying to you go check it'll be there trust me

Alt is still in pic one I promise I'm not lying to you go check it'll be there trust me

27.01.2026 22:16 👍 1661 🔁 611 💬 23 📌 37

and coming up next at the national prayer breakfast we have this golden calf that we’re all worshiping now, lets get those hands in the air for the golden calf everybody

05.02.2026 14:39 👍 3027 🔁 501 💬 39 📌 14
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To keep AI out of her classroom, this high school English teacher went analog Forth Worth teacher Chanea Bond says sticking with pen and paper keeps generative artificial intelligence out of her American literature classes.

www.npr.org/2026/01/28/n...

29.01.2026 16:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These folks only wanted a good basketball team for decades..instead got a great foootball team and let their freak flag fly

09.01.2026 22:36 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
For no reason whatsoever I'm sure today we have the movie cover art for the film Star Trek: Insurrection. There's a large planet across the lower half of the picture as if we're in orbit above and we see the USS Enterprise flying away from us at warp towards open space. There's a large menacing face looking down at the starship and planet, cloaked in red beams of light. Across the top reads, "INSURRECTION."

For no reason whatsoever I'm sure today we have the movie cover art for the film Star Trek: Insurrection. There's a large planet across the lower half of the picture as if we're in orbit above and we see the USS Enterprise flying away from us at warp towards open space. There's a large menacing face looking down at the starship and planet, cloaked in red beams of light. Across the top reads, "INSURRECTION."

06.01.2026 14:26 👍 775 🔁 124 💬 18 📌 5

Are you worried things can’t get stupider? I assure you they can and will

05.01.2026 14:49 👍 7403 🔁 976 💬 375 📌 71

They're enabling creepy lonely men to create submissive "AI companions" that can be modeled on whatever real-life woman they're obsessed with and made to do whatever they want and, Jesus Christ, I need to wash my hands just typing that.

28.12.2025 19:56 👍 2474 🔁 591 💬 156 📌 42
String of updates saying Donald Trump just posted on Truth Social.

String of updates saying Donald Trump just posted on Truth Social.

Barack Obama posts "Merry Christmas! Michele and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy." There's a photo of Barack and Michele Obama standing next to each other.

Barack Obama posts "Merry Christmas! Michele and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy." There's a photo of Barack and Michele Obama standing next to each other.

Christmas morning

25.12.2025 18:08 👍 5597 🔁 570 💬 95 📌 40
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Who knew Nintendo included Jake Paul in the original MT Punch Out?

25.12.2025 09:38 👍 93 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 2
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Rage Bait Is a Brilliant Word of the Year In the free market of language, the most innovative and incisive words win.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

25.12.2025 13:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . '' ALT: a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . ''
25.12.2025 03:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The ‘TrumpKennedyCenter.org’ website is taken. This comedian owns it. The creator of satirical domains bought the site this summer and is plotting its content, even if some things are “hard to parody.”

The ‘TrumpKennedyCenter.org’ website is taken. This comedian owns it. www.washingtonpost.com/style/2025/1...

22.12.2025 14:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BREAKING: Closer Robert Suarez and the Atlanta Braves are in agreement on a three-year, $45 million contract, sources tell ESPN.

11.12.2025 17:45 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 7
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At State Dept., a Typeface Falls Victim in the War Against Woke

At State Dept., a Typeface Falls Victim in the War Against Woke www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...

10.12.2025 21:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It really is the administration of King Herod the Great tweeting at Jesus family during Christmas.

06.12.2025 13:04 👍 326 🔁 83 💬 7 📌 1

This is the right take. Apocalyptic rural numbers that probably means the senate is 100% in play.

03.12.2025 02:19 👍 893 🔁 178 💬 17 📌 5

Stephen Miller’s ancestors were Jewish refugees from the pogroms in czarist Russia. They came to the U.S. in the early twentieth century, even as racists said this same stuff about them.

28.11.2025 14:08 👍 2646 🔁 706 💬 106 📌 24
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The 100 New Gifts We’re Most Excited About This Year We’ve rounded up 100 of our favorite new gifts from 2025, ranging from timeless home finds to indulgent skin care, hobbyist essentials, and more.

The 100 New Gifts We’re Most Excited About This Year www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/l...

23.11.2025 21:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Big Ten got too big, and fighting ensued. What’s next for a conference losing its identity? The Big Ten no longer has a cohesive identity — unlike its SEC counterpart.

? www.nytimes.com/athletic/681... The Big Ten got too big, and fighting ensued. What’s next for a conference losing its identity?

18.11.2025 19:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

05.11.2025 05:22 👍 56608 🔁 6751 💬 639 📌 226

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

05.11.2025 03:35 👍 46808 🔁 8107 💬 248 📌 218
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OK, regardless of source, credit where due: That's a great headline.

31.10.2025 22:39 👍 9408 🔁 1689 💬 355 📌 170