cynthia’s voicebox

Bf sorted me TF OUT btw

GLESGA

👀

This was my third train journey, yes!

That was very clever. One again proving you’re not just a pretty face 👏

The way that was one of my replies lmao

Last leg

I could lie and say something else?

My cum tastes like…cum

Apparently “fermented eggs and battery acid” wasn’t what the people were wanting to hear

If you could cast your mind back and be my sommelier? Provide me with accurate ejaculate notes that would be great

I’ve been asked this question several times now and genuinely how do you want me to answer when you ask? 😂

Random train boners

YOU ARE SO RIGHT

The man across the aisle has just taken off his trainers…I need dickstractions pls

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

ENTERTAIN ME 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 TO 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

ngl.link/liamfuller

I’ll never financially recover from Southside coffee and pastries

£5.29 FOR A SAUSAGE ROLL

Butt horny

Found my old Dickies cap 🧢

Selling f33t pics to pay for me Nando’s

DOWNRIGHT DASTARDLY

This was for a “large” portion so…£4.25 x 2 =£8.50

IN THIS ECONOMY?

£8.50 FOR MACHO PEAS AT NANDOS

$2

Found my old Dickies cap 🧢

The way it’s riding my crack? No.

“I left some underwear and socks at home so I can always pack light to visit”

The underwear:

I need these shorts 🐮