three birds in a trench coat

im not gonna miss this lmfao

boss: hey do you think you can come in friday? no pressure
me: uhh sure. yea
boss: just for this week though, since its pi day, is that ok? it's really up to you
me: ya i'll come in
boss: it would be great if you could just come in and make some extra minis
me: yes. i will come in.
boss: oh good!

estinien ffxiv and his gay bulge

eye for an eye

Reposting this again because I lose phone service in 5 days and need it to keep my job, government assistance and doctors appointments ✨️

Fr though I seriously need help

$25/$280

An illustration of Zenos lying down on a bed nude, smoking a cigarette. The illustration is based on a frame from Heated Rivalry

new year new Zenos

i am genuinely amused by this. make no mistake. you are a funnny little white boy

its really cute how alphinaud thinks he can put together one big eorzean grand company which the three city states will definitely be normal about and then instead of creating any sort of meaningful checks or balances its just minfilia in charge. yeah im sure the city states will Love that

"server is congested" the queue is literally two people LET ME INNN

happy calline day!!

I love that we as a society have decided that every single game that can possibly be modded should and will be modded to have Thomas the Tank Engine in it.

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HEYA so....this is a bit urgent. My family & I have only 5 days left to pay at least 253 usd for moving out to our new home.

I still only have few funds, so if yall enjoy my artworks & other creations, pls do consider to donate in my ko-fi or commish me (pinned post) 🙇‍♂️

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the weather is warming up so i want to share a nice resource for people in the US who want to get into gardening! there is a program called Free Heirloom Seeds aimed to promote sustainability that will mail you vegetable and flower seeds by request (5 packets w/o donation, more with donation)

Bingzu sits at the top of a mountain peak with a brilliant meteor shower behind him. His robes, hands, and face are spattered with blood and his skin is scarred in many places. He stares blankly at the viewer and his foot dangles outside the classic windows frame around the scene

progenitor ᯓ★ supernova #svsss #bingzu

sorry i thought i was playing final fantasy xiv not 358/2 days. where am i

kan-e-senna: full oft have i been compelled to look to you for aid of late...and offered all too little in return. as leader of this nation, i shall endeavour to prove a more worthy ally to your cause henceforth

girl delete namar's number from your linkshell </3

talia teabagging namar's corpse while venga bus cheers

namar dead on the floor with a speech bubble above his head that just says "bye"

deer found dead in urth's fount

#jingwol

ghrfbdfjdfs

why does minfilia keep calling urianger archon 😭 girl that is your friend

he's still in his hospital clothes and wheelchair from the ARR credits to me

💀

urianger: thancred was posessed using a crystal of darkness blah blah blah
thancred: ah... i thought everyone had forgotten about that...
minfilia: nope. sorry champ <3

thancred came jnto the conference room just to get dunked on 😭

#yelüquest minfilia and urianger are giving namar a literal powerpoint on aetherial studies while we wait for urths fount to pop

listeninf to him rattle around in his plastic was sooo satisfying

Rediscovered this graph I made and I stand by it.

[explaining the concept of a bus to the suburban anglosphere] so imagine a car that's a long van that can fit a lot of people and follows a route of designated stops but can easily go wherever and is a low cost or outright free public service and the more we have the comfier the rides are

i have a bag of bricks i would like to donate

A graphic by the co-mod cheftaloo/bonbon. It shows a grayscale lily in front of a pink background with words over the image. The image reads: Yuri Zine 3 Applications open NOW! Physical Volume! riso,grayscale,postcards!

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Bingqiu as women. Binghe is laying down on top of Shen Qingqiu who is leaning back on some pillows. The pillows, bedspread, and gauzy curtains surrounding them are all red. Binghe is completely nude and is looking up adoringly at Shen Qingqiu with a hand settled on top of Shen Qingqiu's breast. Shen Qingqiu is wearing a robe that is falling open and looks older, with lines under her eyes and around her mouth and some grey streaks in her hair. She is looking fondly and indulgently at Binghe and has a hand around the back of Binghe's upper arm and another one patting her hair. Binghe's bare butt is visible towards the corner of the frame.

needy<3
#svsss #lesbingqiu

i asked: please write me a fic where dimitri and felix fire emblem go to taco bell together and sylvain fire emblem feels left out "ai" answered: Dimitri: "... Felix? Where's Sylvain?" Felix: "Oh. He's grounded, so he's not coming." Dimitri: "What did he do?" Felix: "He told me all lobsters were female and I believed him. So I trapped him in our basement."

this one was scary bc it was like someone summed up my whole posting career in 75 seconds