Esmeralda von Lesbian

i know im old af bc i be sitting around waiting to watch Last Week Tonight with Jon Oliver like it’s the mf Sopranos

Love is love

I don’t really care who wins but this winning by punting or whatever is very boring

STRANGER THINGS IS ON!

THREE MINUTES!!!!!!!!!

Imma go hang out with socialists tomorrow, Wadsworth’s wife would understand.

Well now I’m obsessed with James Garfield and Chester Arthur

aside from failed candidates and the Trump administration, whose prospective misery tonight is bringing you the most joy? I think mine is Cardinal Dolan

(minneapolis voice) LORD I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR NEW YORK

ITS A BLUE TSUMAMDANI

MAMDANI!!!!! God I wish I was a New Yorker

7. It’s 7 times.

I think I am the only person in the world who has watched A House of Dynamite as many times as I’ve watched it

I know a lot of people hated A House of Dynamite but I absolutely loved it (even though I was frustrated at the ending).

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT BEN SOLO HOW DO WE FIX THIS

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And now I’ve watched The Poughkeepsie Tapes and same deal as before. It’s a terribly made and acted movie. If you’re going to make a provocative movie at least make it well.

Look. If you’re gonna make a movie like Megan Is Missing, at least make it good. That movie was fucking terrible all the way around. And a really good indication of what will NOT happen if you get scammed by someone on the internets.

I despise Reed Richards’ stretchy power, please tell me he has others

I had children with the WRONG MAN 🤬

Ok look. LOOK. I’m not saying I’m not gay, but David Corenswet could get it. I’d be bi for a man like Clark Kent

Do you have any idea how much I hate living in red states all the goddamn time 😩

The longer I’m gay the more gay I am 🙃

Y’all Superman was so good!

Where are all the lesbians in Atlanta? Come find me dammit

I haven’t been here much lately have I missed anything

I’m tired of being respectable-ish I think I’ll just be chaotic now

I have a tenuous grip on whatever this is.

The federal government is moving to take over the California National Guard and deploy 2,000 soldiers.

That move is purposefully inflammatory and will only escalate tensions.

People sleep on this movie!