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Ciaran Deasy "Keyrune"

@keyrune

Lead Gameplay Programmer at Housemarque, working on SAROS, previously on Returnal. Sappy Irish wolf man. ❤ @katu.cat. Open & poly. Hypnotist. Kinda Funny best friend. Opinions are my own. DMs open. NSFW: @enuryek.bsky.social

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"What ultimately broke me and my Blizzard career was I got called into the CFO's office and he sits me down and he says—he gives me a date which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020—and he said: 'Overwatch has to make [redacted] in 2020, and then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue of [redacted]' and then he says to me 'if it doesn't do [redacted] we're going to lay off 1,000 people, and that's going to be on you.' And that was the biggest fuck you moment I've had in my career, it felt surreal to be in that condition."

The redacted figures are due to a confidentiality agreement signed by Kaplan.

"As someone who's worked on a lot of games, made a lot of games, you get in these meetings where they're like 'Fortnite has 1400 people working on it, so if we just hire 1400 people and make it free-to-play, we'll make that money, right?' I had believed that I would never work in any place but Blizzard, I loved it, it was a part of who I was, and I thought that I was a part of it. And I literally thought I'd retire from the place. I never thought the day would come, but that was it. Luckily for Blizzard, that CFO is no longer there."

"What ultimately broke me and my Blizzard career was I got called into the CFO's office and he sits me down and he says—he gives me a date which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020—and he said: 'Overwatch has to make [redacted] in 2020, and then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue of [redacted]' and then he says to me 'if it doesn't do [redacted] we're going to lay off 1,000 people, and that's going to be on you.' And that was the biggest fuck you moment I've had in my career, it felt surreal to be in that condition." The redacted figures are due to a confidentiality agreement signed by Kaplan. "As someone who's worked on a lot of games, made a lot of games, you get in these meetings where they're like 'Fortnite has 1400 people working on it, so if we just hire 1400 people and make it free-to-play, we'll make that money, right?' I had believed that I would never work in any place but Blizzard, I loved it, it was a part of who I was, and I thought that I was a part of it. And I literally thought I'd retire from the place. I never thought the day would come, but that was it. Luckily for Blizzard, that CFO is no longer there."

these geniuses dangling the guillotine blade over all our heads

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12.03.2026 10:22 👍 20 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1

Me, about to release a game: 😅💦💦💦

10.03.2026 07:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"Mechanized door" 🤔

10.03.2026 07:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

What did I miss? AI-something-something?

09.03.2026 16:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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SAME BRO #Pokopia

08.03.2026 21:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So true.

08.03.2026 04:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When it all becomes too much, helping others in your life or community, in ways big or small can make it not so overwhelming. Opening a door, carrying groceries, making a donation, or as Ana says in Frozen 2, “Just do the next right thing.” 🫶🏻

07.03.2026 16:29 👍 48 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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PLEASE let there be an Arcanine in this game... #Pokopia

07.03.2026 17:01 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now we're cookin'.

06.03.2026 06:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Less bigwigs, more big wags. *wag wag wag*

06.03.2026 05:07 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"I Am (not quite) All Of Me"

04.03.2026 14:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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03.03.2026 07:47 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1
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Playing Pokémon makes me feel like a kid.

"Because it reignites your sense of wonder and exploration?"

No, not exactly...

01.03.2026 14:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah I prefer rich indulgence over tense denial. Life's enough of a challenge, let's spoil each other.

28.02.2026 18:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I was just checking which of my Pokémon is heaviest so far, and I did not expect the answer to be Butterfree. This guy's chonky as heck. Even beats Geodude, the literal rock.

28.02.2026 18:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A nice thing about Joycons is that you can use them onehanded.

28.02.2026 09:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People get so mad at Nintendo for making toys. They're a toy company!

28.02.2026 07:50 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stay tuned.

27.02.2026 15:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👌

27.02.2026 14:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Happy Pokémon day.

Now gimme that Fire Red rerelease.

27.02.2026 09:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

My coworkers were looking at two closeup shots of Leon yesterday and comparing his jawline. Yall RE sickos are built different.

25.02.2026 08:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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24.02.2026 17:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A worgen eyeing you down at the tavern

23.02.2026 23:02 👍 1545 🔁 353 💬 15 📌 1

The dork. <3

24.02.2026 06:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Game of the year. #FF7

23.02.2026 21:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nordic Fuzz Con was a wonderful time.

Now brb, gotta ship SAROS.

22.02.2026 10:29 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's back.

21.02.2026 20:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck yes.

21.02.2026 11:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Danced next to you for a bit. You looked GOOD.

20.02.2026 23:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Majestic af. 💙

20.02.2026 22:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0