Oh, were his 2nd and 3rd choice 12 year old schoolgirls?

"PUT THE FUCKING CASH IN THE FUCKING BAG OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF!"

And that was the last time I ever played Monopoly with the kids.

RELUCTANTLY CROUCHED AT THE STARTING LINE

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

Weird, i asked god and he said he didn’t forgive him and called him a lying piece of shit

CONSERVATIVES: gender-affirming care is toxic and destructive to society

ALSO CONSERVATIVES: the first 100 incels to call now will receive a free sample of men’s concealer and chin defining makeup with their purchase of Viagra

I accidentally sent a wink emoji after telling a guy I'm sorry for the loss of his wife. Now I have to sleep with him.

I guess this means we're not talking hockey anymore.

Stop taking videos of yourself walking and talking to the camera. Everyone understands it’s a marketing thing. You’re late to the content game.

He demanded that she send him nude pictures and bullied her into a relationship. This is called sexual harassment. It was not “an affair”. RESIGN NOW.

“At the end of the day, she didn’t sound any better than some of these ultra-conservative people who were demeaning Black and Brown folk on a regular basis,” said Rev. Rodney Sadler, a Bible scholar and longtime community activist in Charlotte. “It felt like a betrayal of the utmost.” Cunningham’s comments proved so problematic for Sadler that he said he realized that she was “no longer worthy of being our representative” and he had to run against her. “It drove me to a point of saying, ‘She needs to go, and she needs to go now,’” the 58-year-old pastor, who works at Charlotte’s Union Presbyterian Seminary, told Bolts.

this guy challenged a sitting Democratic lawmaker in yesterday's primary, angered by her pro-ICE vote, and he ousted her 70% to 22%.

boltsmag.org/north-caroli...

Meet three scientists who said no to Epstein The warning signs included a web search, a mother’s doubts, and inklings of a “sexist attitude”

How did these men know to stay away from Epstein? One googled him, one asked his mom for advice, and one actually listened to what Epstein said to him and quickly realized he was a witless misogynist.

It wasn't that hard, and every scientist who claims they didn't know is either lying or stupid.

I’m not great with idioms but I know one thing:

If wishes were fishes, snitches would get stitches.

House GOP leadership allegedly worried Reps Hunt and Crenshaw just stop showing up to vote after their loses tonight

ME: if the ribcage is the part made of bones then everything inside the cage is rib

EMT: ok you're having a rib attack

“Why does God need a starship?“

Captain James T Kirk

This is really gonna mess with that lady that got dunked on for confusing Khamenei with Khomeini

This is really gonna mess with that lady that got dunked on for confusing Khamenei with Khomeini

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

"Why do you have so many tattoos?" Because life is hard... and I deserve stickers.

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I wash my hair with shampoo because using realpoo would be disgusting

What do floating mean?

shouldn’t someone ask the republicans in congress how they are okay with this? how even one of them is okay with this?

I was a teenager when “Go to your room” was a punishment and not the same as saying “Go to your arcade/shopping mall/video chat room/infinite music and video library/recording booth/photo studio.”

Benghazier

Benghazilla

They're calling it SuperBenghazi.

is everyone on glue

Gonna go shoot some pool hopefully no one’s swimming in it this time.