Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.
My apologies, Midland.
I was not familiar with your game.
Walken, even.
Yep. DeVito, Pfeiffer, and Walden.
What hath God wrought?
Okay so the thing about humans requiring energy and resources to grow & learn is that that is good & fine because we are humans and it's good to be human whereas computers that cannot do math but can tell children to kill themselves after generating CSAM of said children are not human, and are bad
this is like
the thesis statement of our times
Grandpa, why did America decide to be led by a walking talking punchline from 1987?
White people decided they’d had enough of equality.
Why did America do it again?
Jake Tapper was bored. Also, white people.
Also Batman Returns. Burton at his Burtonest.
GOTG 2, for personal reasons.
Notre Dame declared 1993 National Champions.
Boston College excommunicated.
I lack the words to capture it, but ... it's just endlessly remarkable to me that so many people in our society have chosen trans kis -- TRANS KIDS, the smallest, least significant, most vulnerable demographic slice you could possibly pick -- as a repository for all their fears & insecurities.
Yzerman, give me back my Swedish Ent.
[star power up music starts blasting]
He probably wanted to arrest all the students who were like, “Hey, maybe we shouldn’t be awful to gay people.”
He works in Trump’s SBA now.
Fun fact: he was apparently fired by Father Tom Doyle, older brother of my high school girlfriend, and later rector of my dorm.
Fun fact: Bill Kirk hates fun!!
They’re going to arrest me for telling that poor student fundraiser to go get my contribution from Paul Ryan’s paycheck.
Lord Farquad has to be based on him.
Bill “I Will Dedicate My Life to Make College Unpleasant” Kirk
If Faber College had hired Niedermeyer as a dean.
Almost wished Alan Keyes had won that senate seat.
I worked with a guy in that graduating class and apologized for the Boomer alums/hangers on ruining his Senior Week.
He stood like a house by the side of the road while the Party convinced him not to believe his own eyes and ears.
Lucky fan Hamtramilanti caught that one…
I think about this a lot
It's 2026, and America has fallen into dystopia. The AI-God Cult is confused as to why there is backlash against their Brain-Eating-Plagiarism-Machine God, the Evangelical-God Cult is confused as to why THEIR sons are being sent on a holy war in the Middle East by the MAGA-God Cult's Melting King.
Enough challenging times.
No more for me, thanks.
