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I'm so sorry friend 🩵🩵
Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket
Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket https://theonion.com/prosecutors-unable-to-attend-live-nation-trial-after-scalpers-buy-every-ticket/
This was my takeaway from a recent conversation with my extremely pro vaccine sister who homeschools her five kids and is frustrated at the anti vax parents in her homeschooling community, they need to get past it and just do it, but there's also a lack of understanding of the consequences of not
Uh oh, I maybe added too much bronzer to compensate
I put my makeup on while my face was still red from crying and it was weird. Like my eyes are still red but my face looks normal except I'm probably wearing too much concealer
Also, I don't like it when my kid cries is a huge part, imo
Most of the cases have been in other counties, but it's only a matter of time
I don't have my pre kindergarten records so idk if I got one or two doses, better safe than sorry
Guess who just made an appointment for an MMR
EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier
EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier https://theonion.com/epa-unveils-plan-to-make-water-chunkier/
Not encouraging/valuing everyone's voices or a situation where some voices are ignored completely even if they say they don't
South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign
I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.
when you win a small concession you just get to keep yelling btw. one time a local official said to me "you people are never happy" and like: correct! it is not our job to be happy with compromise! it's our job to be annoying forever actually
I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.
An important academic update
Halal Truck Mr. Beast
Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast
The omnibus alcohol bill has PASSED the legislature. The big changes? Proximity (restaurants can get closer to places like parks) and foreign driver licenses will be accepted, a huge win for tourism hotspots: le.utah.gov/Session/2026... Background: www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol #Utah
It's pretty minor in the scheme of things, but I really don't want it for the next generation
I permanently damaged my ability to feel hunger
Media literacy: misleading headlines
"We hear your concerns about the manosphere. We hear your concerns about men spending time doing mouth exercises to improve their jawlines. We cannot hear anything else because we have noise-canceling headphones on our ears while we try to see if we can light a match with a gun."
Omg
That's my preference out of this selection, esp for notarizing. For taking notes and writing letters etc I don't like any of these
I'd had them out 18 years before
The three that are left were hiding when the five were removed. When I was like 35 the dentist was like, your chart says you had wisdom teeth removed, but they're here in the X-ray?
I had five wisdom teeth removed but there are still three in my mouth
It really works as an image. It's so off-putting and feels discordant, which I hope continues in the article
When he first ran a canvasser knocked on my door and asked if I'd look at his policies and I said I didn't need to, I wasn't going to vote for a conspiracy theorist and he said "that's very small minded of you" and I laughed and closed the door bc what?
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