Some dork

Heated Rivalry?

More like Heated Ribaldry!

Can't believe the big hockey star is named J'accuse.

Make roller derby an Olympic sport you cowards!

Giving up paying rent.
For Lent.

When I go to the zoo I head straight for the lions.
I make a beeline for the feline.

Oh, and this one is for bravery
And this one is for me
And everything's a dollar in this box

I know I said I'd never cross the border
I know I promised I'd return to you
But I lost my job in the maquiladora
What's a simple man to do?

Somewhere out there is a person named William Nilly.

The Curious Case of Benjamin's Butt

Is it "for fuck's sake" or "for fuck sake?"
I need to get this marriage proposal just right.

Dana Gould opening for Jake Johanson
Laughed so hard it hurt.

Is your son Niles Crane?

How were Vecna's last words not "and I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

Sexy singles IN YOUR AREA want YOU to leave them alone!

Pronouncing "Bluesky" like "Brewski."

A classical musician named Phil Harmonic

I heard they had a lot of bars in there

I put on my pants the same way as everybody else.
Being ordered to by a policeman.

Everyone you know was once a stranger.
Then things got ruined.

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

She emphatically did not.

A good stage name for a rock n roll musician would be Adam Baum.

Oh fuck. It's Frazier and Niles!

The most fearsome predator in the sea is karate shark, the shark who knows karate.

Gaining our independence from England was the worst mistake we ever made.
We could have had health care, gun control and cool accents.

No Kings
Just Queens

Well, I'm no mathematician but something doesn't add up here.

A vampire who wears women's clothing

Dragula.

"Hmm, this burgers pretty good but it needs more bread."

--guy who invented the Big Mac

*at a wine tasting *

I'm getting notes of grape with grapey undertones and hints of. . . grape?

Ah. My delivery of skeets has arrived!