What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your CAMPBELL’S CHUNKY PBR SOUP
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What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your CAMPBELL’S CHUNKY PBR SOUP
On Thursday, @kjzz.org wrote this headline: “Over 300 have been reported missing since launch of Turquoise Alert. Arizona used it once”
In retaliation, Arizona sent a Turquoise Alert at 5 a.m. today, waking us all up.
TIL there are action figures called Ninjombie — zombie ninjas that bleed slime when you dismember them.
This would have been my favorite as a kid. These are the Mortal Kombat toys of my wildest dreams.
I saw 76th Street open a show at Rebel Lounge 10 YEARS AGO when they were fresh-faced ASU kids with perfect harmony.
Their AZ homecoming is the latest in a remarkable journey for the duo.
And we have an update on the death at Magic Mountain:
www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/m...
CORRECTION: The person who fell in St. Louis was an employee and not a rider, according to Fox 2. “Condition is unknown,” but it is possible this person survived the fall.
fox2now.com/news/missour...
Thank you!
I haven’t heard anything from local news in St. Louis either.
My mistake — Santa Clarita IS Magic Mountain. These are the same incident.
I’m not seeing any reporting on it so far, outside what I found on Twitter.
And in Santa Clarita, California:
And it’s possible there was another incident at Six Flags Great Adventure in New Jersey.
It gets weirder. This incident was called into 911 at 4:43pm PDT in California. I was on the roller coaster in St. Louis at 6:20pm CDT, around the exact time.
Screen shot of a post on X that reads: They had him out front with a white “sheet” over him and my 9yo said “oh it looks like someone died!” What a day!
Based on a witness I found on Twitter, it’s quite likely this person died:
I was riding the River King Mine Train at Six Flags St. Louis, and I’m pretty sure someone on the train in front of us either jumped or fell off the roller coaster.
Oh, you’re mad that a California burrito is like $15 now.
Is it MAGAbertos now?
I’m waiting for food at Filiberto’s, and the Spanish-language radio station is running Kristi Noem propaganda ads encouraging people to self-deport.
Thanks for the heads up on this, @turbotim.bsky.social!
i know Kamala lost but idk if doug was the problem
Sign on the front window of a Dairy Queen that says “cook Doug “
This Dairy Queen has a plan to fight rising food prices.
I feel typecast (but you’re not wrong).
No doubt Matt Taibbi and Bari Weiss will be all over this.
My security camera sent a “package detected” notification when I stepped out the front door, so maybe these pants are too tight.
As MAGA Zuck nudges the Instagram algorithm further to the right, here are some accounts it’s suggesting I follow:
I watched Chappelle’s SNL monologue and didn’t get mad. But in retrospect, it’s kind of pathetic that anyone would go on TV and politely ask a sociopath to have empathy.
Screenshot of an Instagram post from Charlie Kirk praising the U.S. House for passing transphobic legislation related to women’s sports.
Last week we saw the debut of MAGA Mark Zuckerberg, and now the Instagram algorithm is showing me transphobic posts from Charlie Kirk (a screenshot of a tweet, funny enough).
Not feeling great about the future of social media.
Andre the Giant could drink a 30-pack of Hulk Hogan’s Real American Beer and only feel a tiny bit MAGA.
New Times is reporting that QDOBA is returning to the Phoenix area.
azcentral is reporting that Moe’s Southwest Grill is coming back to town.
I am reporting that I will get Filiberto’s for lunch.