had a beer and a shot of fireball with my dad and suddenly I got my swagger back
had a beer and a shot of fireball with my dad and suddenly I got my swagger back
if you preheat the airfryer you a narc
shopping for clothes shouldn’t affect your credit score, we deserve to drip in these trying times
A really pwetty bug 😍🫶🙂↕️
up to no good in KC this weekend 😶🌫️
highest in the pool or whatever travis scott said
real humpers who up
I wonder what the worst thing to put in a microwave is, not gonna do anything about it just curious
amen
I’m on my weekly bluesky scroll sorry for the spam
so what do you like to do for fun?
me:
blind item i have a video of two very conservative p* k*pps kissing at rose ball and the minute one of them bozos try to run for republican office im shutting that shit down immediately :)
time to play marvel rivals until my head hurts 🤕🤩
erm
tacos on tap
NASCAR 💀 you ate him up with that one
it’s a beautiful day to work from home in my pajamas rotting
deleted all my data and deactivated my twitter and cancelled my amazon, feel so free 😭
um chat my little brother got me a 1TB steam deck for christmas is this real
that’s why i be crop dusting in public these days, since we being loud and shit 🤞🏻💨
sitting at the theater now i’m so excited!!!
i got nominated best of industry for brand ambassador/consumer educator if you (mari)juana vote for me 🤓
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my sam’s is half a mile away, the costco is 8 miles :(
first time sam’s club cafe enjoyer, $2.87 for a slice of delectable za and a drink? i’m basically 9 years old riding in the shopping cart again
let’s change that soon
when the last time y’all enjoyed a little hotbox?
hello bluesky friends :3