Tabletop Roleplaying James

Cannot go wrong with a Christopher Guest mockumentary

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I’m sure Ed Davey is currently researching bungee jumps or cliff dives he can do while dressed as Mr Blobby to show that Lib Dems are alive and well.

If it wasn't so bleak, it would be quite funny seeing all the right wing cretins (who were vehemently against any talk of war earlier this year when it was discussed with regard to Russia) suddenly become the biggest war hawks on the planet when Trump wants a war with Iran.

Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."

Matt Goodwin, a man so personally repellant he reversed the creeping wave of fascism sweeping the globe.

3 panel comic Panel 1: A Pink Guy has spray painted the words “All billionaires are scum” on a blue wall. Pleased with his work, he looks at the reader and gives a thumbs up. Panel 2: An Orange Guy comes into shot and snatches the can of spray paint out of the Pink Guy’s hand. He looks angry and yells “Hey!” Panel 3: The Orange Guy has changed the message so it now reads “All billionaires are scumbag pedophiles. Both the Pink Guy and the Orange Guy give the reader a thumbs up.

get it right

That person puts their shoes on their bedsheets. Enough said.

Very brave

Nice work!

Ginny Di goes over H’ör’güsh’s dating profile.

It’s gonna be a good day: @ginnydi.com included my sweet half orc idiot H’ör’güsh in her latest video 💚

Ginny has had a huge influence on how I play and DM so this was such a day brightener

“A bunch of cunts”
Saved you a click

What's ambiguous about this? Are you pretending to be unsure on whether this is about a man who hunts paedos (which it obviously is) or a man who is both a paedo and enjoys hunting (which would be an insane thing to write)?

Reform's poll numbers stagnated about six months ago and now they're starting to diarrhoea downwards. This is because Farage stops looking quite so fresh and enticing when he opens his mouth to reveal: a privately-educated Thatcherite with nothing new under the sun to offer.

Armeniacum

You know if you keep talking dirty to Armenia like that you’re going to make

Mate these are SO good

You can tell it’s an American cartoon because they have to write who the people are meant to represent on them. God forbid anyone has to think for half a fucking second.

You've somehow made me nostalgic for vaguebooking

At least he’s not fudgy any more though, right? Right?!

Mike Tyson: disgusted at himself for eating processed food, not for being a convicted rapist.

Both Grünewald and Behr were excellent on this, would happily listen to a spin-off with the two of them.

Meanwhile I’m mostly worried that whomever becomes the new PM will get even worse press treatment than Starmer did from day one…

I’ll tip a landlord
into a well, rolled up in a carpet.

“Won’t someone please think of the pollsters!”

True, the full headline should probably be:
“Trump refuses to apologise for racist video, raping and maybe murdering children”

“Racist refuses to apologise for racism” isn’t exactly stunning news.

That’s not to say that Britain is perfect, or even good. But if you want to talk about dystopias, America is leading the way on so many fronts.

Sure, Britain’s the dystopia. God bless the USA, where you have the freedom to get shot at school or in the street by ICE, after which your paedophile president will tell you reality is not reality and his followers will believe it.

More like Peter Scandalson, am I right folks?

And not even a good business like a little organic bakery