The irony of someone called "Goodwin" being a bad loser.
The irony of someone called "Goodwin" being a bad loser.
Not cutting my hair until Everton win at home. #EFC
A proud day for the Abdulai family.
Ivan Doroschuk didn't get the memo.
The Dalai Lama has won more #GRAMMYs than all of these.
A studs-up tackle is not, and should never be regarded as, less dangerous or violent than a slight hair tug. #EFC
Of course. #EFC
One of them put burglars in hospital. There's your answer. #EFC
Made up for him. #EFC
With a name like that, you'd expect him to play for Real Madrid rather than Barcelona.
Checks out.
I miss the days when 6 was afraid of 7.
I wonder how long the New York Times has been trying to think of a Connections wall to attempt to make peace with Only Connect.
Worth the vertigo. #UTT #EFC
Congratulations, Eddie Nketiah, on becoming the first player to score an injury-time winner against Liverpool since James Tarkowski.
A great night honouring Everton Women icons. #EFC
A new era. #EFC
If 3 members of the panel said it was a penalty but the other 2 said it wasn't, then it wasn't a "clear and obvious" error. #EFC
Tyler-Jay Robert Dibling joining an elite club of Everton players with a hyphenated first name. #EFC
Under the lights. #EFC
A great night to be a half-Grimbarian Evertonian! #GTFC #EFC
I wonder what other footballers there are whose last name is also a scoreline.
2 goals up in normal time and in the penalty shootout, and they still lose.
Spectacular Spursiness. #SuperCup
If Everton sell calendars of Jack Grealish's calves, all their money problems will be over. #EFC
First of many. #EFC
HJK obviously took the first-leg defeat personally.
Imagine saving 4 penalties and still be on the losing side. #SWEENG
Everton have announced a permanent signing of a player from Villarreal for the first time since 2007.
And it's the first time they actually signed a player permanently from Villarreal. #EFC
I hope football's greatest ever right-back will be playing.
And Cafu. #EFC