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bon palp of tine
stankpee candle
if you're in the eastern time zone, start turning those clocks forward now. faster! keep going! don't stop until you've saved all the daylight
no you're thinking of aardes ghoes of the north carolina tar heels
ai slop of a totally real baseball player named aardes gnoes with an atlanta falcons logo in the background
remembering some baseball guys, like aardes gnoes of the atlanta falcons
future classroom: okay everyone today we're gonna wrap up the history of the united states, so open your holobooks and swipe over to the last chapter, it's called 2027
me watching any video where they put fake camera graphics on the screen: no way in hell you're using an f-stop of 2.8
if i didn't let the intrusive thoughts win, i wouldn't get anything done
fair
okay i did it but nothing’s hap
Skleme: You medulla oblon-gotta have it!
all is gone
then i think i would enjoy a refreshing beverage
If your child falls into the gorilla enclosure you’re gonna need a new child. We only have the one gorilla.
screenshot of my phone’s lock screen, with a close up of the dog’s wide eyed open mouthed face in the 4th photo above
Omw to participate in questionable activities Cat on scooter
what kind of pizza
at work and someone in the parking lot is just blasting “they’re coming to take me away haha” in their car stereo, is this good?
Terribly sorry for you and your family. Wishing you strength.
dodickahedron
the boomer coffee comic, altered in ms paint to make the boomer say piss instead of "just coffee, black"
back to the good old days
they put fake dogs by the entrance at work to scare away the geese. now when I step outside to smoke i’ll see what i think is a dog out the corner of my eye and then get disappointed that there’s not really a dog
i'm tired of stressing about fixing my car, i'm going to play the star trek voyager game and stress about fixing my intrepid-class starship
renting a car for the 2nd time this month and getting another nissan sentra and i swear they put the seat in these things about an inch and a half off-center from the steering wheel, that seems like a basic thing that should have been caught
krusty the clown distressed upon learning the soviet union won't be participating in the olympics
does it bounce though?
everyone always says dónde está la biblioteca, but no one ever asks cómo es la biblioteca
agreed. imho can > plastic bottle, though glass bottle beats both
