Understandably. And I very honestly want every single person who works in an office/corporate setting to take as many "pee" breaks as they can get away with.
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Understandably. And I very honestly want every single person who works in an office/corporate setting to take as many "pee" breaks as they can get away with.
Your posts already go hard now, so I can only imagine they'll be epic then.
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👀 omg that sounds incredible. See, here's the one issue with being alone: I Can't Sample All The Stuff!
Plantain chips with bright fish/seafood ceviche is one of the greatest pleasures for anyone who enjoys protein from the sea. Malagasy shrimp curry is a simple but very comforting dish. I had chicken tonight, so right now my mind is turning to seafood.
What a fun question! Starter: Peruvian seafood ceviche with plantain chips and fried corn kernels. Entree: Malagasy shrimp curry with savory vanilla rice. Dessert: bourbon creme brulee.
What a fabulous question! Let me think about it.
I get that 100%. You got the body for it though! I remember an absurd nightmare I had when I first discovered metal Twitter years ago: it was a huge meetup and I was cooking outdoors for a bunch of youse, and then I looked down and I was in shorts. I woke up in a cold sweat with palpitations 🤣
This comment is hilarious to me because I cannot wear shorts in public under any circumstances 🤣
I took job at 7:47 pm; will have to work all Sunday, which... sucks, but it's a considerable relief (unexpected medical thing this week 💸💸💸). Feeling celebratory now and getting a lil' tipple on, AMA?
I love this for you. Polar opposite here, we've had so much snow in the East Coast and are now going to have a few days in the 50s-60s next week. I'm ready!
One of the best things I ever did for my mental health is get comfortable doing shit alone (shows, conferences, camping etc.). There's no better way to figure out what you like about yourself and where you're comfortable.
I've made basturma too and, definitely! Quite a bit of work.
They are, I never get truly good ones here compared to England.
Your dinner sounds gorgeous, and I hear you, I'm not the biggest drumstick person. But I had an unexpected visit to the ER this week and drumsticks were on sale, so... gotta thrift! This spice mix is so good that it works on anything.
Turning 44 this year myself, I moved into a city where I knew nobody just over a year ago and... oof. I feel this.
Links to recipes in the ALT. It's a bit of work if you're not used to cooking with whole spices, but yes it is worth it!
Here we go. Achari drumsticks, gunpowder potatoes and parsnips. Not a great photo, starving. #FoodSky 🍜
My Not-So-Simple chicken & taters roast is almost ready and the smell... 💦
This shit takes me fucking hours - all inside a professional working career - if you feel like it's worth a shout to prop up my waning motivation alive, perhaps consider subscribing...all cool if not. 🙏tr.ee/DNwaQDCQcz
I'm sure they do. Don't plan on finding out for myself.
I'm loving being alone So Fucking Much and people still feel sorry for me, it's amazing.
The thing is, I do know things get better because it simply can't rain all the time, but "you'll meet someone" or "you'll change your mind" assumes things about me that I'm straight out telling them cannot and will not happen.
Everybody talks to me about dating sites like it's a matter of fact I will know them and then get annoyed that I don't! Dating is not a possibility for the likes of me and it bothers me so much that alleged friends keep nagging me about it.
I really appreciate you for this. I won't have happiness, but I will have joy, and there are many sources for it.
All the "you'll change your mind about babies" people are now "You'll meet someone" people. Insistent, too. Please don't be that people!
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I was thinking spiced drumsticks and Dishoom broccoli salad, but I am out of pistachios and there's just no way I'll drag myself to the store after work. Might do gunpowder potatoes instead.
The smiling of everyone on TV drives me insane.
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