Dan Kim (김명준)

After me, she swatted at another guy with her granny cart while we were waiting to cross the street. Flushing can be wild.

Live your life so that one day, while you’re minding your business & walking to the subway, you almost get run over by a 4’10” tall octogenarian Chinese woman who shoulder checks you away from the entrance to the vegetable shop.

LMAO 😂🤣
They went from a woman whose actual initials are KLAN to the guy whose parents couldn’t find the spacebar when typing his name. The same guy who tried to fight a union president during a committee hearing & uses literate phrases like “when we was.”
I truly hate this timeline & want out.

He just had one but was sick most of the week

29 oz tomahawk, a pat of garlic butter, 2 sides of chimichurri, & asparagus

One of my chefs has a sense of humor & played this tomahawk in a way that made me do a triple take.

My half-joke is that my managers need to keep claw hammers out of my reach so that I don’t try to use them to personally find out what my team uses for brains.

Me: what did you ring in?
Bartender: the XYZ Rosé
Me 🤦🏻‍♂️: we took that off the list before you started, and you over charged these guests $4 per glass. Multiplied by 6 glasses …
B: oh
Me: so, I guess we’re having another conversation about ringing the correct items…

Oh, for sure

They’d probably say Crassus was a woke nepobaby

Let’s also not forget the fiasco that shut down El Paso’s airspace.

I doubt anyone in this administration sees a non-white adversary as capable.

They could have asked any Oleksiy, Dmitro, or Taras about the Shahed, but they wouldn’t because Kim Don Un wants to hand Ukraine to his Russian sponsor.

Counterpoint: Xi can get all the oil he needs from Putin

A question for the peanut gallery: if Trumpolini is nervous about a munitions shortage that doesn’t exist (shades of 1966 during Rolling Thunder, anyone?), how the hell will we have anything to shoot at the PLA when they take advantage of the situation & cross the Strait?

Flying the F-15 Propelled Cesar Rodriguez to a Remarkable Combat Career A retired fighter pilot watches his jet roar through the sky one last time.

COL Cesar “Rico” Rodriguez downed 2 Iraqi planes during ODS & 1 during Allied Force. www.smithsonianmag.com/blogs/air-sp...

Let’s not forget running out of other things like Standard missiles, Tomahawks, Patriots, & JDAMs we might need to defend Taiwan. Like the old message to Halsey said, “the world wonders.”

I’m dying to know what drooling imbecile at CENTCOM worked on airspace de conflicting.

Rapist McSexualAssault forgets that other nations have sovereignty over (checks notes) their own territory.

Not a word you hear every day in South Jersey

I confuse the shit out of guests in the restaurant when I say y’all. One of them literally stopped in her tracks when I asked, “why don’t y’all follow me” when I seated their party.

States run their own elections, as long as the results favor Republican wypypo in Staten Island in a horribly gerrymandered district. Got it.

Just rendered some thick cut bacon, and I'm going to saute the cabbage in the rendered fat.

Unlike my photo from an “Irish” bar this past Saturday, a proper looking pint of Guinness at home.

A fitting start to cooking roast pork loin which I’ll serve with Colcannon, a mix of bacon, mashed potatoes, & sautéed cabbage. Sláinte!

Moral injury doesn’t exist in a vacuum. I think most people with a functioning brain can agree that moral injury in the military often begins with leaders’ cavalier attitudes towards ROE & the LOAC.

When’s the last time you talked to a specialist?

One of these days, I have to provide part of this harmony with my kimchi stew. And, of course, soju.

Game - or, in this case, adulterer - recognizes game

3 dead suckers & losers, which is what their putative Commander in Chief probably still calls them. Unless, of course, he can get some political mileage out of the grieving families.

Godson. Goddamn it. Been waiting for an edit feature since the bird site 15 years ago.

As sad as pint of Guinness as you’ll find in NYC, pulled by a bartender with absolutely no appreciation for the art of pulling & settling a pint.

As the proud grandson of a proud Irishman, I stepped into an “Irish” bar after work, since I had time before my train at Penn. But also, in that same role, what the actual everlasting fuck is this shite the barman put in front of me? Didn’t even wait for the pint to settle. SMDH as the kids say.