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Swill Stroganoff

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Mathematician; software composer: maker of puns, especially triangle puns;

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JustAsses? Instead of justices?

02.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Standard Model has been revised.
In addition to the four known interactions, researchers have identified a fifth: the Dershonetic force, which produces spontaneous press availability in otherwise vacuum-sealed environments.

27.02.2026 05:59 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Daniel Richman (apparently a former federal prosecutor). If you turn off JavaScript you can read many things free text.

24.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They prefer to be called Houyhnhnm. They refer to us as yahoos.

19.02.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@johngcole.bsky.social I choose the cake.

17.02.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tongan castaways - Wikipedia

Lord of the flies has been debunked. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongan_...

16.02.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There used to be a thing called β€œdesktop apps”. These were programs your computer could just run. No internet access needed.

12.02.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Assuming that β€œnaturally being better” is a real thing, why is this something to take pride in? You were born with this you didn’t earn it.

10.02.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Go to hell Riemann Zeta Function.

06.02.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is absolutely grotesque and exploitative. Just gross all around.

04.02.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is the economy suppose to work for us or are we supposed to work for the economy?

03.02.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So as I read your tweet, I had a sudden realization, one that is obvious in retrospect. The big bang theory character, Sheldon Cooper is kind of a eugenicist. I am asking myself, how did I miss this? What other cultural signals like this are there that we miss.

02.02.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cox–Zucker machine - Wikipedia

You don’t know the half of it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cox%E2%...

01.02.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Completely on point!

01.02.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Take the money watch it and boo it at the end.

29.01.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The dialogue between Anton Chigurh and just about anyone else is more interesting and deeper than anything that counts as news today.

28.01.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not so much the writing style, but the atmosphere you describe sounds like the sort of episode you might read in Kerouac.

27.01.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They say we live in a bubble when there is a dude so fully ensconced in podcasts, twitter, group chats, and stimulants that he thought he could dress like a literal Nazi and start shooting people in the street and be remembered as a hero

These people live in a shrinking and dying parallel universe

27.01.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 2828 πŸ” 404 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

The Boston massacre was essentially police violence. The US is founded on opposing police violence.

25.01.2026 09:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Greta Van Crustacean is her name.

21.01.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@etvpod.bsky.social within the void is everything, for if you consider everything the void is not, you consider everything that is. Embrace the void.

19.01.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Delaware is not even a real state. It has more fictitious people than it has real people.

16.01.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could there be a contract clause notifying users that they forgo any forth amendment rights (under the theory that the business would rather comply because it’s cheaper to do so)?

16.01.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think he should have left the name. Would have been honest at least.

16.01.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fat tailed distributions make the financial world go round (even when we are not heading towards catastrophe)

12.01.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something happened once near where I am at some medium sized city nobody outside the area would know. The police chief said he would β€œinvestigate the incident”. Sounds like these folks are wasting taxpayer money on in investigating non criminal behavior.

12.01.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It may be helpful to attach evidence such as links to credible news articles so that they can’t dismiss it as lacking evidence.

08.01.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@skyeperryman.bsky.social I feel compelled to defend the reputation of my friend The Grinch. His heart did grow three sizes, and he does have the ability to grow as a person. media.tenor.com/jf97QwZSn4kA...

08.01.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My best friend’s, the dodecahedron, cousin

08.01.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The mighty Inocsor speaketh!

07.01.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0