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Fish fry cook. He/him and be cool.

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02.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible horse hair

02.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're laughing. The president's evil boils him away with decay from nape to toe and you're all laughing.

02.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Shouting like the guy in the MK Theme)
MAS SIVE
DUMB ASS

01.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tillamook ice cream, choose any 1.5 qt from dropdown list, I've been employing cryshoveling with a little spoon

27.02.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The state of this union is coital, thank you America

24.02.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what their healthcare provider's term is for it, if not something like "you did what? Sounds like idiot shit that ain't my fault lol"

22.02.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes + a wasabi listerine strip

21.02.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, his subclass swaps notwithstanding, I think he's mostly just struggling with being part of an adventuring party due to being a Big Dumbfuck

21.02.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

14.02.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 9994 πŸ” 3275 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 181

I wish to return to the Grey tower

20.02.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah!

20.02.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The lord tames the lust of aspartame

20.02.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never been easier to do anything that might be of interest, really

19.02.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Im sure this observation has been made, but thats different than ot being brought up while the scene is on the TV as Im getting ready to go to work and they're gonna be there with the cats after I run out the door having taken a poop on their morning rewatch

19.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sad start to the day: blurted to my partner that I thought Elle's boyfriend at the beginning of Legally Blonde looks like Pete Hegseth.

19.02.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with sweat running down his face Alt: a man with sweat running down his face

Men once from Nantucket:

17.02.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This reads like a monologue from The Motherfucker With The Hat

17.02.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol look what you did lmao even

16.02.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking why tho?!?!

13.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Time to figure out Hannah New Hampshire one-liners, which I still need btw

09.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Slumber squad

08.02.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gorgeous

08.02.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got me feeling like ALL 3 of those sisters

07.02.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fauch buoy

07.02.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alt text for these pics would be more effort than the spoon (?) men had put into them

07.02.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Part, cools: a loser has been beckoned to sashimmy themselves to the mobile

07.02.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

H E S L A S H H I M

06.02.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dad ?

05.02.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is where I want internet culture to go back to and summarily stop, thank you

04.02.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0