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Incredible horse hair
You're laughing. The president's evil boils him away with decay from nape to toe and you're all laughing.
(Shouting like the guy in the MK Theme)
MAS SIVE
DUMB ASS
Tillamook ice cream, choose any 1.5 qt from dropdown list, I've been employing cryshoveling with a little spoon
The state of this union is coital, thank you America
I wonder what their healthcare provider's term is for it, if not something like "you did what? Sounds like idiot shit that ain't my fault lol"
Yes + a wasabi listerine strip
Yeah, his subclass swaps notwithstanding, I think he's mostly just struggling with being part of an adventuring party due to being a Big Dumbfuck
I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldnβt. These rich guys donβt do any actual work. They arenβt actually important or useful they are just rich.
I wish to return to the Grey tower
Hell yeah!
The lord tames the lust of aspartame
Never been easier to do anything that might be of interest, really
Im sure this observation has been made, but thats different than ot being brought up while the scene is on the TV as Im getting ready to go to work and they're gonna be there with the cats after I run out the door having taken a poop on their morning rewatch
Sad start to the day: blurted to my partner that I thought Elle's boyfriend at the beginning of Legally Blonde looks like Pete Hegseth.
This reads like a monologue from The Motherfucker With The Hat
Lol look what you did lmao even
Fucking why tho?!?!
Time to figure out Hannah New Hampshire one-liners, which I still need btw
Slumber squad
Gorgeous
Got me feeling like ALL 3 of those sisters
Fauch buoy
Alt text for these pics would be more effort than the spoon (?) men had put into them
Part, cools: a loser has been beckoned to sashimmy themselves to the mobile
H E S L A S H H I M
dad ?
This is where I want internet culture to go back to and summarily stop, thank you