Katie T(aylor’s Version) 🪩 (@splatterpaintkt)

Put Brennan, Lou, and Siobhan in a surprise escape room again pls

17.02.2026 19:19 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The last Ask Hank Anything guest

16.02.2026 00:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Girl who is "going to be okay" meme that says "girl who is 'going to be okay' because it's 2027 and we solved all our problems and live underwater

I made a meme too late but I'm posting it anyway #p4a2026 #or #p4a2027

15.02.2026 18:15 👍 81 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0

WE HIT $4MIL WHILE I WAS GONE 😭

15.02.2026 17:42 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re here because

15.02.2026 17:19 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

And literally seconds before I had to stop watching and go to class omg 🥹

15.02.2026 15:51 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

BIGGEST P4A EVER!! 😭▶️💟 #p4a2026

15.02.2026 15:50 👍 30 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

MAXXED THE MATCH 🥳 #p4a2026

15.02.2026 15:48 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"The correct amount of worry is not zero" Hank Green, 2026/7

15.02.2026 15:44 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

a baby in a striped shirt is covering his face with his hand and says `` dear lort '' . ALT: a baby in a striped shirt is covering his face with his hand and says `` dear lort '' .

John’s doctor hearing him find a way to retroactively sign even more books #p4a2026

15.02.2026 15:03 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

“That was a chewy drink…critical success”

Uhhh #p4a2026

15.02.2026 06:17 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me Hank
🤝
still following up “Lil Mama” with “Avril Lavigne” in the year 2026/7
#p4a2026

15.02.2026 06:01 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"They're the same picture" The Office meme template The picture on the left is peanut butter, the picture on the right is queso, Hank is Pam

queso = peanutbutter??? Okay Hank.
#P4A2026

15.02.2026 05:38 👍 52 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 1

“Sometimes people die, and then they get cut up and sent out to the people who donate”

Horror I can get behind #p4a2026

15.02.2026 05:36 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The poll might say no, but you know what will make more money? Selling off those Jarrod hunks

15.02.2026 05:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hank keeps calling peanut butter “salty fat” and now I’m concerned about what peanut butter he’s been eating #p4a2026

15.02.2026 05:30 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s gas station food, and then there’s queso bananas

15.02.2026 05:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Am I gonna throw up? No. Am I gonna take a second bite? Yeah.”

*adds just queso to banana*

No one made you do that 😅

15.02.2026 05:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What happened to being open to the possibilities of the banana loca, @hankgreen.bsky.social?? #p4a2026

15.02.2026 05:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"that's the best meat for a loca i've ever seen" and other unique sentences

15.02.2026 05:22 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

“I wouldn’t put it in a banana if I had a choice, but I don’t”

Another questionable use of free will #p4a2026

15.02.2026 05:24 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Look, selling chunks of Jarrod is a horrific concept, but not as bad as seeing him again #p4a2026

15.02.2026 05:13 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I GOT THE BRENNAN FISH

I missed his frog by seconds last year I’m so happy #p4a2026

15.02.2026 05:11 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kitty time #p4a2026

15.02.2026 03:37 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a screenshot of a person holding the cutest dog you've ever seen, with a trimmed gray coat, sweet eyes, and a cute little face

*~*the people's princess*~* 👑🥕 #p4a2026

15.02.2026 03:17 👍 88 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0

YOU’RE WELCOME DARCY I LOVE YOU 🥕 #p4a2026

15.02.2026 03:15 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Handing the loca to Orin felt like a weird passing of the torch (even knowing this was the least cursed of the locas) #p4a2026

15.02.2026 02:10 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kitty time—he’s demanding attention #p4a2026

15.02.2026 01:40 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I have to remember this is the guy who eats cereal with water, and I’m probably right about my tastes” get him, Charlotte #p4a2026

15.02.2026 01:27 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Is Dad Sneezing normal? John seems conflicted #p4a2026

15.02.2026 01:06 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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