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alex st. louis (like the city)

@alexstlouis

comedian, volcano superfan, and reality television commentator

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ok just one pitch is that severance would make a really good reality dating show

22.02.2025 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok iโ€™m just gonna say it. i am still really scared of bloody mary. barreling out of the bathroom like a bat out of hell every night

06.02.2025 08:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

daily humbling: my foot got stuck as i was getting off my bed holding a bowl of yogurt. i spilled the yogurt all over the rug and now i have rug burn on my chin ๐Ÿ˜Œ no one even saw so it was ultimately a waste

06.02.2025 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

been on here 10 mins and already two random men looking for a wife began following me

nothing good ever lasts ๐Ÿ’”

04.02.2025 23:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

where my rascals at? i need to balance the indescribable horrors we encounter on our phones every day at all times with some goofballs & animal pictures

04.02.2025 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

objectively i understand that i need to get up for work. creatively i am not ready yet to unfurl from the cocoon of slumber (the air is too cold and i forgot my morning pants in the drawer!!!)

04.02.2025 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0