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(first day as an AI salesman) Can I interest you in an exciting slopportunity

I sip my Malört but was much less delicate with the stump 🪵

Still from right wing influencer dipshit Jake Lang kicking down the "Prosecute ICE" ice sculpture at the state Capitol, framed so you just see him and the ice letters CUTE. Overlaid text makes it say "Pardon me, Valentine, but you're so CUTE... it's a felony!"

Happy Valentine's Day

I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...

I ate a schnitzel bowl today, sorry not sorry

So many options for chicken tenders though!

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

Wish TPUSA had counterprogrammed with their own gruesome skiing injury

When I was a kid, the super bowl ads were all beer, cola, and Doritos. Then it was dot-coms. A couple years ago it was all crypto. This year is all AI slop, surveillance, and online betting. What a grim reflection of the world the tech oligarchs have wrought.

these commercials have included a surprising amount of butt stuff

No Kings includes Draft Kings

OK that Claude ad was good, you def "gotta hand it to 'em"

Round sticker with a disapproving rabbit saying "nope, no sir, I don't approve of ICE"

I have some stickers from the disapproving rabbits lady if you are open to trades

I can't keep eating this much butter

"Look, we can all agree that ultimately Napoleon punished Russia by leaving."

People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.

They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.

Tomorrow could be a General Strike or... the first weekend of our new 32-hour work week.

why not just ask the AI how to make the AI profitable? seems easy enough to me

How did I not know about "the thicker kicker"

NBC Sports reporting that the LA Rams put cayenne pepper in their socks to stay warm in Chicago tonight. What sadistic AI told them this would work

State Fair crop art gonna be real good this year

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by

FYI for folks:

FOP isn’t the union for Minneapolis PD. They aren’t even the primary org that lobbies on behalf of cops in MN. That’s the MPPOA, which Minneapolis also isn’t a part of (or wasn’t, back in the day)

The union that represents most cops in MN is LELS.

Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;

“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."

At Bartók x Björk MN orchestra tonight and someone behind me can't remember Tricky's name, just that he is "classic hip-hop"

that's return to innocence