Today's footballers are dull beyond belief. Bring back proper footballers, who spent their every waking moment drop-kicking fans, writing bad poetry, getting blind drunk, having affairs, cheating in World Cup matches, and generally being interesting and living life to the fullest
TV and film producers need to stop using the car unlocking chirp sound. It's not 1995 anymore and people don't fit aftermarket alarms to everyday cars.
The best decade for music is the 1970s. Some great folk, people like Neil Young still going, disco, roots and dub reggae, Fela Kuti and the Afrobeat crowd, punk, post-punk. Nothing comes close, not even the 60s and certainly not the dreadfully overrated 90s.
The most progressive shows on TV are food shows - the ones that travel round the UK, visiting diverse communities, highlighting the incredible food they cook. Gentle, friendly, fully accepting of different cultures, they're one of the biggest bulwarks against racist fuckwittery.
The size information for knickers needs more than just a single letter or a number. There should be a number in cm for the minimum width of the gusset. I like wide gussets and I cannot lie.
The best thing about animation is that you can create literally anything and have an artistic style as unique as a fingerprint. So why do 90% of all animated films just copy the Disney/Pixar aesthetic? So frustrating.
The superhero genre is well and truly tapped out. Time to move on.
Every after market car body mod makes the car look worse. There are no exceptions.
Takeaway and delivery restaurants should use proper stainless steel containers and collect them, so they can be used again. If there was a national standard for the containers they could be returned to any restaurant, or even supermarkets, for recycling.
Indigo and violet don't have the chops to be in the company of the other big boy colours in the rainbow. They're the rainbow equivalent of Hawkeye in the Avengers.
Worked in retail for 30 years. In order, these are the most annoying customers: 1, Refuses to use self service. 2, "You have to accept cash, it's in the magna carta" 3, "you keep moving everything" 4, Dumps products randomly about the shop. 5, Takes the second paper from the top.
There is nothing more embarrassing than seeing adults sitting down on the dance floor whenever James, Sit Down is played at a party.
Listen app devs, nobody wants to use your in-app browser. We don't care that it's "powered by Chrome", if I click a link just let it open in default browser. Our cookies and cached info is there, you're actively hindering our experience, and making us less likely to use your app.
The best ABBA song is The Visitors. No-one says this because of its bleak content. But ABBA chose to open the Voyage show with it when they might have left it out shows their pride in it
Vast majority of people drive irresponsibly in built up residential areas. The speed limit isn't a target. If a child runs out into the road and you're doing 30 mph down one of those roads, it's on you.
Pubs should have a separate bar with separate staff for people who want cocktails so that proper drinkers don't have to wait fucking hours to get their pint. anon_opin GOLD from 4th February 2025
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Shows like The Traitors prove that nothing beats the shared experience of knowing that millions of people are watching the same thing at the same time. Streaming just doesn't hit the same as live TV.
Not only did Frank Spencer wreck B&B rooms, other people's houses, his own house, and the nervous systems of myriad specialised professionals, but he also ruined the beret, which would otherwise be a stylish choice of men's headwear. No cunt can wear them anymore. Cheers, Frank.
Elon Musk gets a lot of grief for buying Twitter and taking it over. But if he'd bought LinkedIn and fucked it up, he'd be regarded as a hero
A great way of checking if your favourite celebrity is an establishment posho who has been gifted their life on a plate is to check what their siblings do.
The Featherington sisters from Bridgerton are modelled on princesses Eugene and Beatrice. Nothing can convince me otherwise.
No one has aged better than Billy Idol. He genuinely might be a vampire.
Women can talk for medals, men too little. My wife spends 8 straight hours talking in her den with her best friend, then talks to her for an hour on the phone!
My best friend took a year to tell me he'd split from his missus.
We need to average it out.
Dear mobile game developers. MAKE THE GAME IN THE FUCKING AD. I WILL BUY THE GAME IN THE FUCKING AD. YOU WILL MAKE MONEY FROM MAKING AND SELLING THE GAME IN THE FUCKING AD.
In any male-dominated workplace or industry, the women who do work there will on average be more competent than the men. This is obvious if you understand statistical probability and gender bias.
The problem with Star Trek is the lack of wall clocks. How does anyone tell the time? Asking the computer is a fucking faff compared to just glancing at the wall.
It weirds me out that his mouth looks like a puckered anus. He's even got that sheen of anal seepage around his lips, like he's either been rimmed or is leaking. You know exactly who I'm talking about.
The more illiterate the builder is over text, the better they are at their job.
In a pub, ordering drinks to table via app should be an absolute last resort, eg if the bar is heaving or you're alone and can't leave your stuff unattended. Go to the bar. Can't stand groups of entitled lads in Spoons making the poor bar staff carry tray after tray of Stellas.
Men's ties are generally terrible. But there's something magnificent about a knitted tie. If you have to wear a tie for work then wear a knitted tie.
