Very happy that I'm in my 30s and have yet to develop an interest in birds. Freaky little things with beady eyes.

The only acceptable birds are as follows:
- Hummingbird
- Red-Tailed Hawk
- Northern Harrier
- The occasional Loon
- Pigeons that are spotted like dalmatians

And that's it.

I’d like to announce my forthcoming US history book, covering a decisive but tumultuous era in that country’s history, titled “The trade policies of the United States: 10:30 am to 1:30 pm on Friday, March 7, 2025” It will be 400 pages.

VIVE LE CANADA!!!!

A panel from Kate Beaton’s Hark a Vagrant, where a man warns the US president that the Canadians have arrived, and they’re all fucked up on hockey.

My social feed after that hockey game

This place is boring. I like that.

my baby 🖤

When your next gig lands on a potential election night 🥲

Can I block American keywords on here for the next, oh I don't know, 4 years?

A question I've asked myself of late: As a musician, how do I promote gigs to people who aren't scrolling social media anymore? Open to suggestions! Things I've been doing so far include:
- Posters/flyering
- Radio guest spot
- Pop-up gigs
- Local online event websites

It's like I'm back in 2008 😵‍💫

Really enjoyed watching Playing Both Sides on Crave! It's a light-hearted Québecois series about two actors who are hired by a police station to go undercover and gather Intel on criminals. Lots of Franglais! Big fan

Oh you're going to LOVE Borderline!

sure, why not

Please enjoy this photo of a fabulous dog.

It took over an hour to get home again and now my fingers are swollen from the cold. Waste of $3.30 lmao

It's blowing snow outside, and there were no buses coming to or from the stations. I had to help a neurodivergent person wayfind out of this mess because the TTC staff had no patience for them. Had a meltdown myself because I was late for an appointment.

My Linda Ronstadt tribute band will be performing again February 27th in Toronto!! More info here: heartlikearonstadt.com#shows

Lyrics from Lunatic Fringe by Red Rider Lunatic Fringe In the twilight's last gleaming This is open season But you won't get too far 'Cause you got to blame someone For your own confusion We're on guard this time Against your Final Solution

The song Lunatic Fringe by Red Rider seems very à propos lately.

youtu.be/sTFVMMCwsss?...

Okay Canadians, who runs some of your favourite/most informative substacks I could subscribe to?

Yesterday I was at a Cineplex theatre waiting for Nosferatu to start and counted TWENTY ONE commercials before show time. What in the world.

Setting up my Christmas village this weekend I can't waitttt

Hello! My Linda Ronstadt tribute band "Heart Like A Ronstadt" is making its debut on December 12th in Toronto!

What is *your* favourite Linda Ronstadt song? 🥰💃✨

I really like this picture I took when I was walking along King Street to the subway on Halloween.

My boy has all the comfortable beds he could ask for, and instead prefers to lay on packaging from Amazon.