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07.03.2026 01:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"We used to make things in this country"

06.03.2026 22:50 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0
06.03.2026 22:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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watching brad treliving fuck up the leafs after he destroyed the flames as gm

06.03.2026 21:10 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

i love going to the ballet

06.03.2026 21:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

leafs really thought they could finally get past the second round of the playoffs by hiring a gm that never made it past the second round of the playoffs

06.03.2026 21:01 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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06.03.2026 20:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 👍 10046 🔁 2197 💬 265 📌 145

edmonton has traded mark spector to calgary for eric francis

06.03.2026 19:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

leafs finally win something and its a fantasy exercise

06.03.2026 18:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the dream dies 😭

06.03.2026 17:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the europeanization of baseball needs to stop

06.03.2026 17:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this means tampa bay will lose in the final

06.03.2026 17:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you don’t need assets to sign marc andre fleury he’s just sitting there waiting to be signed for the veterans minimum

06.03.2026 16:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ingram and savoie for jesper wallstedt would you do it

06.03.2026 16:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

caps trading carlson at this point would be like the oilers trading nuge in the final month of his contract

06.03.2026 16:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

skinner is available we should trade for him

05.03.2026 22:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the last time mcdavid missed the playoffs he was 21 years old and is coming off back to back finals meanwhile your captain has never once made it past the second round of the playoffs lol

05.03.2026 21:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

have a pal that lives in southern ontario but works in buffalo and he says that most everyone in his office are trump supporters

27.01.2025 04:37 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i would waive a trade there too

05.03.2026 20:00 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

spurs v palace: the household derby

05.03.2026 19:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

memories of running to hub cigar every time the new egotrip landed. the fealty and irreverence they brought to everything they covered did so much in forming my subjectivity - even this account built around hockey shitposting is informed by egotrip decades later. the greatest magazine of all time.

05.03.2026 18:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you are dismantling your roster for picks when your generational franchise star is in his prime years maybe this means your star isn't a generational franchise player

05.03.2026 17:08 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

it would be hilarious if the oilers traded for parayko and he refused to waive and play in his hometown because his pizza baron heiress girlfriend doesn't want to leave st louis - trauma always hits worse the second time

05.03.2026 16:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

meanwhile the best excess value contract in the league for the past several years is zach hyman lol

05.03.2026 14:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chuck Knoblauch

05.03.2026 13:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah i elaborated a bit on dickinson maybe working out if he resigns but we also said the same about frederic last year

05.03.2026 04:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ekholm and walman worked out because the 1sts we gave up helped secured service time so they weren't pure rentals. if something similar happens with dickinson locking down 3c and he signs a friendly deal maybe its worth it guess we will see

05.03.2026 04:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the future 1st should be a late pick so maybe it equals dach as a 2nd and better to have an nhl ready player now than down the road. still if dach's a reclamation project like podkolzin we only gave up a 4th for podz so the 1st for dickinson/dach is having to overpay for fucking up on mangiapane

05.03.2026 04:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

maybe the additional return is colton dach... or the vibes ghost of shea weber

05.03.2026 01:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1