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Rewatching now for first time in a while and I would pay $500 for a new season of Detroiters

There might not be a team in all of world football with a more pitiful and washed up group of wide players than Aston Villa Football Club.

FIFA will never do the right thing but there are plenty of stadiums in very nice countries not in use during the summer and any one of them would be a better option than playing even a second of soccer here.

#FreeTammyAbraham

I know we aren't supposed to idolize people but I just want to melt down all of the precious metals in my home so that I can build a graven image of Jim Adkins.

jim adkins doing radio

i put this on and it's jim adkins saying in a dad voice "i'll be playing songs that inspired me" and the first song is Napalm Death covering Nazi Punks Fuck Off

these Bodø/Glimt guys are wild

It would be soooooo funny if all of the English teams crashed out in this round and finishing 5th didn't matter haha

hell yeah dude

The best pastry chef in our tiny town is on this season’s Ultimate Baking Championship and I need you all to please will Florencia Breda to victory on that show. She’s one of the nicest people and her pastries are out of this world. Thank you for your attention in this matter!!

A DOGE staffer assigned to the National Endowment for the Humanities to flag grants for "DEI" tries to explain what "DEI" is. This deposition is part of a lawsuit by the @acls1919.bsky.social, @historians.org and @modernlanguage.bsky.social.

Is subbing your goalkeeper after 15 minutes good?

Igor Tudor begging to be fired at halftime

*taste-testing blindfolded*
ME: This one must be the Diet Coke, because it's cold. The other one must be the coffee.
TESTER: Correct.

This looks like a bit from 30 Rock where they flashback to Liz trying to start her career.

Free Dow 50,000 hat. Barely used.

On Monday the stock market will be doing a cool stunt

50,000!

It’s a good day to be a cyclist!

It is so stupid that the sun being out past 6p is enough to change my whole perspective on shit.

they stole an hour from women

Freshly baked brownies cooling in the pan.

brownies are ready

An elderly woman rolled down her window to tell me that, “I like your hat. It’s really cute.” I feel like a million bucks.

A Yukon Denali with the license plate K M S R Y D.

The do-what-now ride?

Can’t wait to beg you to come out here with a promise to show you around town and then get Covid like I did when poor @actioncookbook.com was here!

Got to see Neko Case the first night we moved to SLO, a town I was sure was too good to be true and that I’d be forced to retreat from in 12-18 months. Almost 4 years later, she’s back in town and we’re still here 🥰🥰

Sunset over San Luis Obispo looking toward South Hills.

Hell of a send off for something as rotten as standard time.

Furious that weeks and weeks of thinking “I really need to lose some weight” and all it took, once again, was not eating 3 desserts in 1 day for a few weeks. It’s fucked!

Every decision just confirms their weakness. Killing school children, bombing oil depots, maybe pushing the button…it’s just naked weakness and fear.

Not using nuclear weapons is woke, actually.