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i'm physically disabled and only recently became capable of running more than once a week and now i must tell everyone about it

08.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I set 2 miles, 5K, 5 miles, and 10K PRs in the same run

I set 2 miles, 5K, 5 miles, and 10K PRs in the same run

this is so funny because i feel like i only set PRs when i don't actually want to run but force myself to do it anyway

08.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
It is impossible to enter the polling site without walking past these canvassers

It is impossible to enter the polling site without walking past these canvassers

More canvassers blocking the entrance to the library with a polling site in it

More canvassers blocking the entrance to the library with a polling site in it

The canvassing-free zone at polling places needs to be measured from the building entrance, not the entrance to the voting area. Went to drop off my mail ballot today and couldn't do that without being mobbed by a half-dozen canvassers in the library lobby. How is this legal?

07.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 10111 πŸ” 2886 πŸ’¬ 175 πŸ“Œ 347

i went to school with two different big name political influencers (at different schools) and today on my fyp i finally got the fabled video of one responding to the other

06.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And now the third crane is almost deconstructed, phase 1 of SenΜ“Γ‘αΈ΅w is nearing completion.

05.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4
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Amazon big-box store planned for Inland’s former Oak Brook HQ as real estate firm moves to Downers Grove The proposed 225,000-square-foot Amazon Oak Brook store would follow the e-commerce giant’s plan for a big-box retail location in southwest suburban Orland Park.

This is an absolutely wild state of suburban real estate when this much office space is just being razed for a single big box store.

04.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

free idea for anyone who wants to run for mayor: policy proposals pegged to Chicago turning 200 in 2037. "Chicago200". like 200 new miles of protected bike lanes. 200 new public bathrooms. 2000 new bus shelters.

05.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

I haven't said anything about this before, bc in the grand scheme of horrors this only rates as an inconvenience, but since others are experiencing it:

Just three days after CBP arrested me for filming them outside Broadview on 9/27, my TSA Pre & Global Entry were suspendedβ€”and so were my wife's.

04.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 2437 πŸ” 1199 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 49
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After drivers struck 2 bike and scooter riders on Archer in less than a month, project foes absurdly claim half-done, car-clogged 'bike lanes didn't help' - Streetsblog Chicago On much of the project area, posts, paint and new curbs to haven't been added yet to help keep drivers – like the protesters – out of the future curbside bikeways.

On the day a hit-and-run driver struck a scooter rider next to the Archer Avenue dueling rallies site, an officer incorrectly told a protester to park in the bike lane. That brings to mind the Mayor Richard J. Daley quote, "The policeman is here to preserve disorder."

04.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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🏠 Abundant Housing Illinois is proud to endorse Juliana Stratton for U.S. Senate.

In her own words, β€œIncreasing housing supply is the most effective thing we can do as a country to make housing more affordable.”

04.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

calling housing "forced development" is misanthropic

03.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i wanna know who decided to make the office bathroom smell like Generic Vaguely Baked Goods Mall Brand Scent

03.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

insecure man who thinks taking baths is gay so he sits in the gym hot tub for 45 minutes at a time while on his phone placing sports bets

03.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dont Fret Park? Friends and fans hope to rename a Bucktown park after the late Chicago artist. blockclubchi.co/4rMywPh

03.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's funnier as alt text

03.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

people who get unreasonably mad at protesters in the streets because of the made-up scenario where they could block an ambulance don't get nearly as upset when a company systematically stops first responders as its cost of doing business

02.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve been predicting this for over a year. Guess what’s next from here? All the efforts to position trans people’s identities as fraud will continue to escalate and more and more trans people will be locked up and forcibly detransitioned.

01.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Arvid SΓΆderblom records his first NHL shutout as the Blackhawks defeat the Mammoth 4-0.

01.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

ok but why did critical mass have to end at an intersection with a stroad

i get there was an exhibition there but... no bike parking for 100s of cyclists to see it

28.02.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i didnt get a good picture but at one point during critical mass today the low to the ground tricycle person and the rat patroller with the 10ft tall stacked bike were right next to each other

28.02.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo taken from a passenger car window showing a man wearing full camo biking along side the road. the bike is towing a dead deer, indicating the man is a hunter. in the background there is a burger king parking lot wherein a man is throwing up next to a car.

Photo taken from a passenger car window showing a man wearing full camo biking along side the road. the bike is towing a dead deer, indicating the man is a hunter. in the background there is a burger king parking lot wherein a man is throwing up next to a car.

once and a while i like to share my favorite photo of all time

27.02.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 1797 πŸ” 215 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 82
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New residential building proposed for Diversey/Sheridan in Lakeview looks amazing, 300 total units, more than 1 bike parking space each

27.02.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fire departments be like 'single stair? ope no can do'

With THIS in your neighborhood

27.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

When the opposition is based on "public safety" and "aesthetics" in a suburban community with a five-acre lot minimum, what they really mean is "we don't want to have to look at anyone below upper middle class here"

27.02.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

i submitted a public comment by emailing info@cmap.illinois.gov with the subject line β€œPublic Comment – CMAP Transportation Committee (Feb. 27)” It’s not too late!!!

27.02.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

leni manaa-hoppenworth's office has ice whistles that sound like a car horn

27.02.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

separately where do you buy nestle dibs in 2026 aside from overpriced hotel convenience stores

27.02.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

vehicle curb cuts are dibs in a different font

27.02.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Missing in the middle of WA's middle housing: Elevators A bill still in play in the Washington Legislature would make elevators easier and less expensive to install in "middle housing" developments.

R U #elevator pilled yet?

Cecelia Black:
"I have navigated the housing market from a wheelchair...in 15 yrs as a renter, I never found an accessible apt in a bldg w/ fewer than 6 stories" It's no oincidence; it’s a design failure of WA’s codes" Attn: #WAleg
www.seattletimes.com/opinion/miss...

26.02.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0