Gavin Newsom would be in trouble were he to face the golden horde. The Khanate would make him “groveling nude scum” imo
09.03.2026 18:21
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Gavin Newsom would be in trouble were he to face the golden horde. The Khanate would make him “groveling nude scum” imo
The price of pubes is skyrocketing as the Epstein class is positively awash in merkins
King Solomon: “I regret halving children!”
Tony Burgess stole me idear fer a novel about some marauding louts in Londontown. My manuscript was called “The Tangerine Timepiece”
What idiot called them “burger technicians” and not “pattysmiths?”
If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice
I do love his tote bags however
Iran’s deputy health minister, Dr Ali Jafarian, says more than 1,255 people have been killed and 12,000 wounded in nine days of US-Israeli attacks on Iran, adding that most of the dead are civilians.
Iran calls the United States the Great Satan, but would the Great Satan turn the day into night, create rivers of fire and poison the rain?
they stopped letting bands be from liverpool after the beatles… look it up
saw an interview with damon albarn where the man said cor blimey… in 2026… cor blimey indeed ser daemon
sigh… the yanks are on one again i reckon
Drains across the Iranian capital Tehran are continuing to explode after earlier Israeli and US strikes on oil depots and infrastructure.
Medical experts are warning the toxic smoke and runoff has increased the risk of deadly illnesses, including cancer.
Caution: may be Hobbit forming
Man, I just started binging STRIP LAW on Netflix. So fun, hilarious, smart, weird, occasionally disgusting. Therefore perfect. Bravo @hellocullen.bsky.social, top notch work!
Utopian blunt rotation #ChoomSquad
Someone's profile is a picture of a maga style hate but it says "Newsom was right about everything."
Final boss of terrible arguments
Wait til you find out about his batsuit (no nipples)
Remember when the IDF had a squad dress up as medical personnel to enter a hospital and execute an injured man in his hospital bed
Sexy gungan squeezing butcheek
Halfway thru Naboo & chill & she give you this lqqk. Wyd?
Thinking of moving to Bushwick and starting a podcast
Claude, please rewrite Moby D*** in 3rd person. And make Ishmael Ace Aro
I have an opinio. But it’s egregio
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