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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN

@saraterror

Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Herder of feral cats. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia, severe light sensitivity). Survivor. ADHD chaos muppet. Queen of seahorse penises. Queer. Boob monster. Face biter. She/her

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The Spike to Astarion pipeline is so real.

06.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello Cooper! 😍

06.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excited about a Firefly reboot?

Allow me to rain on that parade. Just in case you forgot that Whedon was not allowed to be alone with a 14 year old girl.

06.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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dudes rock

06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 8

The Spike to Astarion pipeline is so real.

06.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An image of Lae'zel caressing the Gith egg with the caption "My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily."

An image of Lae'zel caressing the Gith egg with the caption "My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily."

28.02.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 858 πŸ” 306 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

It's so fucking foul

06.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He likes writing women plenty. Because it's fun to hurt them and do awful things to them.

06.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I read his Wonder Woman script, where the running joke is that every man mistakes her for a prostitute or assumes she is being given to them as a sexual gift, it really finally clicked with me that he absolutely HATES women.

06.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I adored Firefly and I can't even see it so much as mentioned now without immediately becoming furious and disgusted by knowing what Whedon planned to do to Inara.

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, how did Michael Chiklis get tossed into the mix?

05.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

25.02.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 7933 πŸ” 2570 πŸ’¬ 199 πŸ“Œ 177
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He slep

He zooms

05.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Truly the only way forward is to cast these devils out of society the second they are unmasked

These monsters are incompatible with a peaceful existence, and should know no peace themselves for the rest of their miserable lives, I truly mean that

04.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Having suffered the pain of a tooth infection I can unequivocally say that this man died in absolute agony. The type of nerve pain that will have you screaming and wondering quite rightly if you’ve gone insane

This man was tortured through neglect, and everyone involved is an irredeemable monster

04.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 2421 πŸ” 762 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 30
An intricate octopus cut from a single piece of paper

An intricate octopus cut from a single piece of paper

Japanese artist Masayo Fukuda hand-cut this life-sized octopus from one sheet of paper. Known as Kirie in Japanese (translated as β€œcut picture”), the art form involves cutting intricate forms from a single sheet of white paper and then contrasting it against a black background to reveal the design.

04.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 2115 πŸ” 718 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 62

Have you ever accidentally stepped on a banana slug barefoot? Oh god, THE HORROR 😱

04.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white art of a woman whose head has turned into a shell for an enormous snail that extends out of her mouth

Black and white art of a woman whose head has turned into a shell for an enormous snail that extends out of her mouth

A slimy man crawling into a classroom. His body is turning into a snail

A slimy man crawling into a classroom. His body is turning into a snail

Junji Ito is a big fan.

04.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
RFK Jr. has betrayed millions of Americans like me who suffer from chronic illness
By Effie Seiberg,
Contributor
Oct 27, 2025
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says he wants to β€œend the chronic disease epidemic,” but his cuts to research seem opposed to this goal.
J. Scott Applewhite/AP

RFK Jr. has betrayed millions of Americans like me who suffer from chronic illness By Effie Seiberg, Contributor Oct 27, 2025 Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says he wants to β€œend the chronic disease epidemic,” but his cuts to research seem opposed to this goal. J. Scott Applewhite/AP

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"RFK Jr. has betrayed millions of Americans like me who suffer from chronic illness" by By Effie Seiberg who has ME/CFS and also discusses long Covid

www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/open...

archive.ph/KPhx4#select...

#MEcfs #LongCovid
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27.10.2025 14:13 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

One of the best shows EVER.

04.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Her writing always does that to me.

04.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

KITTY BISCUITS ARE FULL OF KNIVES

04.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I talked pretty to him and he started making biscuits. I said, "Aww, you're making biscuits?" to him, charmed into dropping my guard.

AND THEN HE MADE BISCUITS ON MY EYES

04.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I had to get in bed early because Floof was having dangerous, unhinged zoomies. He wouldn't stop attacking my feet. It was extremely painful and not fun.

I was allowed to be in bed for almost a whole entire minute before he was sitting on my chest, nose to nose with me.

04.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

WOW

04.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How I arrived on Bluesky.

Frankly, how I arrive everywhere.

04.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

3.5 minutes into DUST BUNNY and it's already more interesting than the first 45 minutes of PRIMATE. The chimp flick was abominably bland.

04.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck this, I'm watching DUST BUNNY.

04.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was able to watch the movie PRIMATE for free, but 40 minutes in, i feel like someone needs to pay me to finish watching it.

04.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I will not apologize for how cute my cat is today.

03.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0