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Nothing makes me love my past self more than finding the check list of all the things to do when getting ready to teach a course again.

15.09.2025 22:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some things we've been saying in a place where you can see us say them...

09.09.2025 22:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't know who pushed for the overleaf list-of-projects page to have a pdf button for each project, but I bet they had tenure.

08.09.2025 16:17 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

From an information theory perspective we should have a process for replacing rarely used short words with longer words in order to free up room for new short words.

Lute, asp, vex, yak, cud — these are so inefficient. Please nominate others and propose new uses for these.

03.07.2025 14:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The main daily newspaper of a major American city -- my city -- has an interactive graphic that the editors allowed to be called the Dumper Dinger Tracker. And I love it.

23.06.2025 16:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There are only two ways to feel like a wealthy professor:
1. Actually be wealthy
2. Get all-new whiteboard markers for your office

13.06.2025 16:58 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Phenomenal work by folks down the metaphorical hall

05.06.2025 01:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re doing a thing. Tell your Seattle friends.

31.05.2025 05:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought the punchline was going to be that you misremembered your room number.

20.05.2025 15:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The penduluum-swing of emotions as you go to find the video link on your calendar for your 9AM meeting, see there are two separate meeting entries for the same meeting (uh-oh!), but they both have the same link (mayhem averted!)

16.05.2025 16:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And imagine if, upon doing so, you asked a question relevant to the course but not relevant to completing the next homework

15.05.2025 16:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

'on track' -- we see what you did there

15.05.2025 16:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is it called "cut and paste with formatting" and not "a bold move"?

14.05.2025 16:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not *that's* going out on a limb!

22.04.2025 18:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Some days I'm just regular evil and then there are the days like today where I'm nested VLOOKUP plus an INDIRECT evil.

18.04.2025 20:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You've posted a copy of the master boot record!

15.04.2025 17:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think we can all agree that your
assessment influenced your shopping experience

10.04.2025 22:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's hard to judge

08.04.2025 16:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

For printing double sided on a printer that can print on only one side. Your print odd first then even with the paper reloaded upside down or vice versa.

06.04.2025 02:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did you want the serious answer or did I miss the joke?

05.04.2025 13:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

401notok

04.04.2025 21:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's something oddly exciting about snoozing an only modestly-important email until mid-summer and it stems from the notion of, "oh, this will surprise in a small but positive way my future self."

04.04.2025 21:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
When Charlie Chaplin Came 20th In A Charlie Chaplin Look-alike Contest - Flashbak When Charlie Chaplin entered in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in 1920 (or was it 1915?), he should have polled pretty high. A young Bob Hope had won a Charlie Chaplin contest had  Cleveland, Oh...

flashbak.com/when-charlie...

24.03.2025 15:34 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(I hope this is seen as the supportive comments it's intended to be -- fighting absurdity with absurdity.)

24.03.2025 15:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can imagine now 100 of us at the next major conference wearing, white-letters-on-black-background shirts reading, "Not as successful as Derek" but the bit only reaches Chef's Kiss level if Derek joins us.

24.03.2025 15:28 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

The difference is volume

16.03.2025 01:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The world is so irrational it’s like every day is Pi Day

14.03.2025 14:31 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s probably more of a flosspacho

13.03.2025 03:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait until they hear about the triangle inequality!

09.03.2025 23:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You are entitled to only one Personal Jesus

08.03.2025 23:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0