Move along now; thereβs nothing to see here
Move along now; thereβs nothing to see here
Cuckoo ducks
(animal) An obligate brood parasite which lays its eggs in seagulls' nests. They don't hurt other eggs; they just get in the way and take advantage of others' care.
(software devlopment) Jira tickets that got bodged into your team's epic because it's less work than creating a new one.
New blog post: A third conversational pattern in BDD: lizkeogh.com/2026/01/23/a... - Interaction Questioning: βGiven the behaviour that results in the outcome, is there any point where a human should confirm choices or decisions being made?β
When Cloudflare goes down but you still remember how to program without Copilot
This is awesome. Listening to Lake District Radio - DJ Lee Durrant is playing for 24 hours (from 8am GMT) in protest against the sewage being dumped into the lakes. He's only playing songs that made it to "number two" in the UK charts :D
bsky.app/profile/radi...
A Google search for "lunivore base". The AI Overview which results says, "In Palworld, Lunivore is a Pal that players can use to build a base in a safe location on the island. The Lunivore base is a popular choice for a starter base because it's relatively safe and easy to build on. Players often choose this location because it's situated on a hill where few aggressive pals spawn, making it a good place to set up a base while they are still at lower levels. Here's why Lunivore is a good location for a base..." The remainder of the text is faded out.
Tried to find the page documenting my main No Man's Sky base. I do also play Palworld. This is hilarious.
Software devs solve problems that havenβt been solved before, or solve them in new contexts; otherwise weβd be buying (or open sourcing) solutions.
When AI solves problems that donβt come from its training data set, Iβll worry about my mortgage.
Until then itβs great for the other stuff.
Mostly.
AI is super-helpful, especially when we tread on someone else's specialist turf to get things done. But it still takes a human to help you check / test the work, and AIs can't tell you who the right person is to do that, or reach out to them for you. As ever, the hardest problems in SW are human.
Specialisms in modern SW means that we have to work with each other: to over-communicate, relentlessly clarify priorities, work as a team-of-teams when they shift, create and clean up docs, and it's always messy no matter how hard you try. Katherine Kirk calls it "the entanglement of entanglement."
It's been eye-opening getting "back to the coal face". The complexity of modern software development is mind-boggling. Back in 2000 one person could reasonably hold the whole of an Enterprise website plus services in their head having spent a year or so on it. Now we necessarily have specialisms.
I stumbled across this essay as I was falling asleep last night, and left myself multiple emphatic reminders to remember to circle back to it today.
"The joy we're about to lose...we'll become overseers rather than creators, managers rather than builders."
annievella.com/posts/the-so...
We need Wranglers + Engineers.
medium.com/mapai/from-f...
I need an angry-face emoji.
Total domination does not allow for free initiative in any field of life, for any activity that is not entirely predictable. Totali- tarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.u
This seems like a good time to remind folks of what Hannah Arendt once wrote:
What gets me about the Signal chat isn't the chat itself.
It's that nobody can answer the question: "What other information has been compromised?"
This will not be the only thread, possibly not the only leak, and anything > 4 weeks old is deleted.
They have no idea what they leaked, to who.
@RonJeffries.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Just found my copy of Kate Oneal's "The Mythical Italian Restaurant" which you gave me as a gift the first time we met (Agile 2005?) for my clumsy explanation of BDD to you and Chet. Finding it today made me smile - thank you!
Donβt ask Amazon Q Developer to put code under test for you. It thinks youβre trying to βput it underβ, refuses, and directs you to the Responsible AI Policy instead.
Same problem as βguysβ. Name 5 famous software craftsmen. Women do not naturally spring to mind.
Newsletter: Our digital lives are unregulated growth-hacked ecological disasters. The modern tech ecosystem's growth-at-all-costs mindset is actively harming billions of people, pushing them toward authoritarianism for profit. We must fight back.
www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/
Wow, the Cynefin.io wiki has come a long way since I last looked at it! This page on the vector theory of change is really concise and has a great example of dispositional landscapes: cynefin.io/wiki/Vector_... - would love to pass this on to change agents everywhere!
Here's a puzzle. How do y'all work out what data you need from your users and data constraints, alongside your emergent product, when you can't get the data later if you didn't get it from the get-go and you can't put data constraints in if the data is already a mess? What should I read / watch?
Had a lot of conversations this year about Doug Hubbard's method of calibrating estimation confidence - found a great write-up of it here. Next time they ask you for an estimate, ask what level of confidence they're looking for!
www.cleverworkarounds.com/2009/11/11/a...
This seemed inevitable to me after just a couple of weeks evaluating GPT-4 and previous versions. First rule of reality: it's *always* an S-curve.
garymarcus.substack.com/p/confirmed-...
@lunivore.bsky.social coined the term 'sadlines' and i think it's revolutionary.
Thank you :D
Can you imagine going to a restaurant and yelling at the waitress to bring your food faster, following her around the room shrieking at her and when she finally sets your in meal in front of you, sniffing it and walking outside. MY CAT CAN
12 years later and Cynefin for everyone is still such a useful post. Thanks @lunivore.bsky.social
lizkeogh.com/cynefin-for-...
Optimist: the cup is 1/2 full
Pessimist: the cup is 1/2 empty
Excel: the cup is January 2nd
A modernist concrete foyer
TO THOSE WHO FIND THIS NOTE IF YOU HAVE FOUND THIS NOTE YOU MUST BE ENGAGED IN DEMOLISHING ONE OF THE FALSE COLUMNS THAT HAVE BEEN PLACED IN THE FOYER OF THE SAINSBURY WING OF THE NATIONAL GALLERY. I BELIEVE THAT THE FALSE COLUMNS ARE A MISTAKE OF THE ARCHITECT AND THAT WE WOULD LIVE TO REGRET OUR ACCEPTING THIS DETAIL OF HIS DESIGN. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ONE OF THE DONORS OF THIS BUILDING IS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED THAT YOUR GENERATION HAS DECIDED TO DISPENSE WITH THE UNNECESSARY COLUMNS.
The National Gallery in London is renovating its Sainsbury Wing and theyβve just found a secret letter from one of the original donors, sunk into a concrete column, saying that he hates the columns and is glad theyβre being demolished.
10/10 unhinged rich man behaviour, no notes