FFS, at least say you’ll claw back the DHS slush fund to use for it if you’re going this direction.
06.03.2026 16:28
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Doesn’t she have a strip club to take her staff too or something?
06.03.2026 16:28
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She’s going to live at a farm out in the country where she can run free and will be happier.
06.03.2026 06:33
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The Iranian people with guns, or the vast vast majority without them?
06.03.2026 01:12
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The Simpsons - Guarding The Bee
YouTube video by AreaEightyNine
That’s a synonym for “head bee guy.”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=d7TV...
06.03.2026 01:03
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The Simpsons - Guarding The Bee
YouTube video by AreaEightyNine
She’ll be the head bee guy.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=d7TV...
06.03.2026 01:03
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But I am the right person to ask about hairdo advice. I own the side part. It provides head expansion room for my over sized brain.
05.03.2026 20:04
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These “gotcha” questions are really hard!
05.03.2026 20:03
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The perfect place to hold your next memorial service. Make sure to go for the upcharge shrimp cocktails imported straight from Mar a Lago.
05.03.2026 19:55
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Lies! My side part remains undefeated…
05.03.2026 19:39
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Nah, it’s Red Bull mixed with scotch.
04.03.2026 23:35
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Sort of the same deal with cats.
04.03.2026 21:50
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Yeah buddy, we’re rolling in it! Wait until the desert course when we request another hundred billy from “congress” to reimburse us for this [grok, what’s another word that means the exact same thing as “war” but isn’t “war”?].
04.03.2026 21:46
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More like the way Pete Hegseth is *investigating* sobriety.
04.03.2026 19:05
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Elbridge is a much better name than Mike if these diplomats wanna go in a more alpha direction.
04.03.2026 18:58
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Nope, that’s verbatim.
04.03.2026 18:33
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Why do you hate America?
04.03.2026 17:13
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You can even become secretary of defense. I mean war. I mean not war since this isn’t a war.
04.03.2026 17:09
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Look, he thinks The Hague is the hottest dance club in Europe so not much thought is going into the war crimes angle.
04.03.2026 16:53
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But seriously, “carnival barking moron” has always been his brand and he is hitting it out of the park these days.
04.03.2026 16:52
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True story SecDef of War and Perfidy Pete was sooooo disappointed when he got corrected that these were “gravity bombs” not “gravity bongs.” But he eventually came around when the Air Force promised him a custom bong made from a cruise missile shell.
04.03.2026 16:48
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We’ve always been at Special Military Operation with Eurasia.
04.03.2026 16:25
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This is better viewed on mute, just focus on Kelly’s hair versus mine. My side part remains undefeated!
04.03.2026 15:59
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04.03.2026 15:53
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It’s just too bad Barron doesn’t know anyone in the chain of command who could, you know, issue him a waiver and let him serve.
03.03.2026 20:32
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It means I’m bored of writing reports no one reads. So we’re just gonna do the whole nuke posture on vibes this time and see what happens.
03.03.2026 20:05
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At the time he voted to confirm her, her book bragging about executing a puppy killer has already been widely publicized so…
03.03.2026 19:28
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You know who should also know better? A senator who voted to confirm someone who bragged about executing a puppy.
03.03.2026 19:26
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He also considers his morning coffee “fortified” once he adds the Jack Daniels and his hair “fortified” after applying the grease so this isn’t really surprising.
03.03.2026 19:18
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In his defense, he considers his morning coffee “fortified” after adding Jack Daniels so maybe he just got confused because of that.
03.03.2026 19:18
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