Elong Munch

That guy is probably too old but I’m pretty sure that woman could just enlist again if she wanted..

If you made THAT very specific claim, you should not be allowed to make your opinion on anything public again

To open the trailer with that, was a choice.. you have to remember, everyone involved in this movie are 50+ year old comedians who peaked 25 years ago. Would probably be better with people who are relevant now

I know for a fact Mike Johnson does not enjoy football or any other sport for that matter

how it feels taking public transit rn

🎶 the boys are back in town! 🎵

If he already has children, then they are not and will not be minorities while they are growing up. The math doesn’t add up for that. So nothing to worry about there!

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Iran has China and Russia, we have Israel and… England? 😬

Slips in a comparison between Communist Manifesto and Das Kapital (written by economics and political philosopher) and Mein Kampf (written by Hitler) as if they are equally bad

We are so back baby!

That was a roaring success, right? Afghanistan is now a high functioning liberal democracy, right?

Same reason they use terms like “law enforcement” or “war fighter” it’s the rightwing equivalent to “food insecurity” and “chemical dependency”

Yesterday, it’s Trump saying some Americans may die in retaliation. Today, we must sacrifice some of what little money we have while this happens..

The midterms are not going to be a blue wave. This is tsunami territory

I recently saw the anti-vax surgeon general of Florida say “who am I to tell you what to put in your child’s body?”

You’re a DOCTOR, you are the only person who should be telling a parent that. That’s literally your job.

Parents don’t know what’s necessary, that’s what pediatricians are for..

That’s the problem, dumb and old people think LLMs are something more than that. They genuinely believe they are some type of intelligent life form instead of a glorified search engine..

Madigan and Taylor both stole the show in their films. It’s a toss up to me

Prison is very, very hard on people who kill dogs

This country is swirling down the toilet quick!

“Yes Mr. President, it was especially spectacular when those 165 little girls were massacred. Anywho, what happens next?”

There will be multiple people who confirm Mullins. Unlike Noem, he is part of their club. Despite not needing any Democratic votes, many still will be Yays

Is this a phrase? Like “thumbing your nose” or like he literally put his fingers in peoples nose holes?

Pretty sure Shaq also doesn’t drink

I just wish there was someone with more facts than just empathy to put that little thumb in his place. The part about school shooters is categorically false and very easy to prove but Steve-O isn’t necessarily a scholar, just a kind person.

Jim Bob Cooter for secretary of offense

Including democrats because he’s one of their “colleagues “

Yeah but it’s so short term. He could just keep getting elected in Oklahoma until he died

He was in Rush?! Forget everything I’ve ever said about that dipshit, he rocks!

Why would someone want to stop being a Senator to become a cabinet secretary. Seems like a shitty job that will only last temporarily when this guy could have just done nothing and stayed in the senate until he wanted to retire