Ken.

No x

Morgan Freeman telling me about dinosaurs? Perfect bedtime viewing.

What he said

Was looking through my insta story archive to try and find a picture of an outfit.

Good god I’m a whore.

Dear Shabana, I notice today that you referred to me in your speech on immigration at the IPPR think tank. You said: “A party leader should not be on the beaches of France encouraging people to make a perilous crossing on small boats.” I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised especially after the hateful Labour campaign in Gorton and Denton, but this is just the latest in a string of lies peddled by a discredited Government who intentionally fan the flames of racism and division. When I went to Calais, I was not there to encourage people to travel to the UK. I was there to see at first hand the suffering your Government and successive Governments have done in demonising migrants in a pathetic bid to pander to the base instincts of Reform and the flawed strategy of Morgan McSweeney. As you will know, if you even bothered to research my visit instead of taking Reform talking points, I was there to witness the brutality of families living in tents in freezing temperatures. I filled water tanks and picked up litter. What that visit did do is confirm my belief that if we are to smash the boat gangs and stop the boats, we need to offer safer and managed routes for migrants to come to this country. Showing compassion as a politician is not a crime. In fact, we need to see much more of it. It reminded me of a young MP who in October 2015 spent three days in Lesbos helping migrants fleeing war-torn Syria. She posted videos on X, talked about handing out water and croissants to refugees and food parcels. When she returned to the UK, she wrote a very moving piece in the New Statesman. She said “we have to work with our European partners and create new, safe, and legal routes for refugees to get to Europe. We cannot abandon them to their fate, left as prey for smugglers whilst risking death on the seas.” She said “maybe we can make ourselves feel better by saying no-one is making them get on the boats. And again, the Home Secretary is not entirely wrong when …

Dear Shabana,

Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

What it if I quit my job and downloaded pokopia

I need the ability to turn off specific people’s retweets on here

I actually need elaboration on that

It’s okay to have your wrong opinion x

The films are my go to pick me ups

I also remain convinced that my life would vastly improve if I lived on a Greek island singing ABBA.

Just walking out of Mamma Mia at The Palace and I remain convinced that there is NOTHING that cannot be solved with a bit of ABBA.

That makes a lot of sense. But please never say wegg again

There was a fuck up and these bags are how they reach the warehouse where they’re then meant to be separated into batches of five and someone just didn’t read instructions

I would assume nothing tbh

Ken in the gym

leg day for hump day

It’s mad that nothing makes me happier than the realisation that I’m gonna shortly see my cat.

We’re very much in the “whatever coat I choose will be the wrong choice” season

I did it and felt better but not so much better to stop being in bed at half 8 feeling existential dread and questioning all my life choices

Want Hozier to do a Live Lounge cover of Two Doors Down by Dolly Parton - I can literally hear how good it would be in my head

I have driven to the gym, whether I can motivate myself to get out my car and actually go in is a different matter

they’ve officially gone to pot

I’m doing terribly thanks for asking

“Here’s why I moved back to Stoke On Trent to centre myself and find a more grounded path”

Glad I missed you now

Should have booked today off work in hindsight

hotel has a gym which is nice isn’t it

Belfast you have been very fun but fuck me I’m knackered and I’m jumping straight into my bed as soon as possible after we’ve landed

A neon sign that says “A little party never killed nobody”

Tell that to Michael Barrymore