I hate to admit it but the US prison system actually rehabilitated someone, because due to inflation, by the time Jared Fogul gets out of prison, the five dollar foot long will be eighteen.
Idk, I don't watch either of them.
Shocked Pikachu face.
Like, just because his only exposure to trans people is the porn he watches, doesn't make us all perverts. I mean, I am, but that's outside of the trans thing.
Joe Rogan calling trans people perverts is hilarious coming from the guy that looks like he gets lubed up and crawls inside other dude's urethras.
People are so opposed to this idea that when they did it in a cartoon a baby shot Mr Burns.
He'd be a better secretary of health than the current guy with worms for brains.
People are saying retarded, we have a moron in the White House starting another forever war in the Middle East, and Apple just announced a computer that cost under $600. Fuck, it's 2003 all over again. Someone go make sure Johnny Cash isn't a zombie riding a pale horse.
I believe the United States is a Christian nation. I mean, Christians ignore when pastors rape kids, it only tracks they'd do the same when a president does it.
Not a drag queen, or a trans person, or an immigrant. Just very fine people.
Alan Tudyk is a national treasure.
I think it's worth clarifying, Kristi Noem wasn't fired by Trump, she was given a new position. Rumors are it's doggy.
That McDonald's CEO took a bite of their burger with the same face I make when I pay my taxes, which is fucked up since CEOs and corporations don't pay taxes.
Someone should send them bad movies to watch up there.
Can't believe we're going to war with Iran and ushering in Armageddon to promote a movie.
Trans people are to society what Gilbert Gottfried was to comedy. Most of society hates us when all we're trying to do is live our lives and spread a little joy in a dark world, all because our voices are a little annoying.
Since the US is hellbent on a needless war with Iran, how about we send ICE since they want to beat up on brown people.
He's not actively dying fast enough though.
If putting the face of a guy who said it was acceptable for kids to die in mass school shootings to protect the second amendment on a piece of paper republicans are wiping their ass with, on the DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION, doesn't convince you that the US is toast then nothing will.
I can't believe the guy mentioned in the Epstein files more times than Jesus in the Bible, for raping and murdering little girls, would launch missiles into a school full of little girls. Calling this country evil would be an insult to literal demons from hell.
My bad, he's pushing 60.
Y'all forget that Jim Carrey was always known in Hollywood as the man with the rubber face, but forget that he's pushing 70. Forgive him at that mileage for injecting a little Fix-A-Flat.
*gender marker
Oh well. New whiskey dropped I guess, Gender Maker's Mark
In a liquor store in Kansas showing my new id with the gender maker the state demands and the cashier is like "This is stupid. I really don't care what's under your skirt" and I'm like "Thank you for being an ally and ignoring the handle of Jose and 6-pack I stuffed under there"
Imagine if you bleach your hair and your drivers license says your hair is blonde, but the government found out your hair was brown when you were born, so now they're invalidating your id and telling you that you're a criminal and face 6 months in prison. This is where we are.
Don't fall for the bs that we can't hold our gov accountable for their crimes because there's too many involved and will collapse the system, when they're out here criminalizing 20,000+ trans people in a single state because of something that boils down to a clerical error.
As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.
Ai art prompters be showing up to the company potluck with a sleeve of Oreos and a bag of Dorritos and be like "Look what I made!"
I woke up super embarrassed this morning because I had a dream I pooped my pants in front of a crowd of people. I was so relieved when I woke up to find it was just a dream and that I wasn't really Donald Trump.
I'm not saying I'd forget about the Epstein files and our entire administration being infested with pedos, but $5k tariff refund checks would definitely keep me distracted for a little while as I assemble my Ikea guillotine.
